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JohnRich

No shit, there I was, thought I was gonna die...

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"I was just walking along minding my own business looking for grubs to eat, and suddenly out of the sky came this giant leathery hand and snatched me up! I was trapped and helpless in the face of a giant ogre, and expected to be eaten at any moment. Next, a large silver box appeared with a glass cyclops eye in the center, and then there was a blinding flash of light. I was doomed for sure! But then a miracle happened - the giant hand lowered me to the ground and set me free, and I ran for my life before the ogre changed his mind."
- The Mouse

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"I was just walking along minding my own business looking for grubs to eat, and suddenly out of the sky came this giant leathery hand and snatched me up! The stench coming from this alian being was horific. I could hardly stand the odor. I was trapped and helpless in the face of a giant ogre, and expected to be eaten at any moment. Next, a large silver box appeared with a glass cyclops eye in the center, and then there was a blinding flash of light. I was doomed for sure! But then a miracle happened - the giant hand lowered me to the ground and set me free, and I ran for my life before the ogre changed his mind."

- The Mouse


Fixed it for ya! You're welcome. ;)
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