BillyVance 35 #26 March 1, 2012 The quote just had me laughing my ass off, that's all. QuoteThe vag card doesn't work on me anymore"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #27 March 1, 2012 QuoteThe quote just had me laughing my ass off, that's all. QuoteThe vag card doesn't work on me anymore Its because she asked me to drive all the way to her apt to install her damn windshield wipers cause she can't do it because shes a girl. Perhaps I should've worded it that HER vag card doesn't work on me anymore."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #28 March 1, 2012 Quote Quote The quote just had me laughing my ass off, that's all. Quote The vag card doesn't work on me anymore Its because she asked me to drive all the way to her apt to install her damn windshield wipers cause she can't do it because shes a girl. Perhaps I should've worded it that HER vag card doesn't work on me anymore. All she had to do was drive to an Autozone or similar auto supply store and they would have put them on for free. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #29 March 1, 2012 Quote Quote Quote The quote just had me laughing my ass off, that's all. Quote The vag card doesn't work on me anymore Its because she asked me to drive all the way to her apt to install her damn windshield wipers cause she can't do it because shes a girl. Perhaps I should've worded it that HER vag card doesn't work on me anymore. All she had to do was drive to an Autozone or similar auto supply store and they would have put them on for free. Not to mention the times I've come over to fix her internet. One was just so she could ask shah out on a date!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #30 March 1, 2012 Quote So that's what the kids are calling it these days.... huh. I think my oil needs changing too. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #31 March 1, 2012 Damn.I JUST changed ALL your fluids!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #32 March 1, 2012 Quote Damn. I JUST changed ALL your fluids!!! Ok, then I need you to check under my hood. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #33 March 1, 2012 All she had to do was drive to an Autozone or similar auto supply store and they would have put them on for free. Not to mention the times I've come over to fix her internet. One was just so she could ask shah out on a date!Billy did you miss the part where he came to my house? Why go someplace when they can come to you? and ski you act like you do all this and never get anything in return. How many dinners have I made you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #34 March 1, 2012 I LOVE checking under your hood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #35 March 1, 2012 Quote All she had to do was drive to an Autozone or similar auto supply store and they would have put them on for free. Not to mention the times I've come over to fix her internet. One was just so she could ask shah out on a date!Billy did you miss the part where he came to my house? Why go someplace when they can come to you? and ski you act like you do all this and never get anything in return. How many dinners have I made you? One that I recall, maybe 2. The other was ordered pizza."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #36 March 1, 2012 Quote Quote All she had to do was drive to an Autozone or similar auto supply store and they would have put them on for free. Not to mention the times I've come over to fix her internet. One was just so she could ask shah out on a date! Billy did you miss the part where he came to my house? Why go someplace when they can come to you? and ski you act like you do all this and never get anything in return. How many dinners have I made you? One that I recall, maybe 2. The other was ordered pizza. Doesn't she live a whole 1 mile from you? You're making it sound like you had to drive half way across the state! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #37 March 1, 2012 Quote Quote Just wanted to say thanks on behalf of all of us NON IE users, we now have the shortcut link. In Firefox right click and hit "Copy Link Location" to quick link to posts. Someone still uses IE??? Doesn't every one us an IE to get a rating? MattAn Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #38 March 1, 2012 One that I recall, maybe 2. The other was ordered pizza. It was two steak dinners & a pizza. I feel like that is an acceptable trade off for fixing my internet & installing some windshield wipers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #39 March 1, 2012 Quote Doesn't she live a whole 1 mile from you? You're making it sound like you had to drive half way across the state! 2.91 miles, tyvm."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #40 March 1, 2012 QuoteQuote Doesn't she live a whole 1 mile from you? You're making it sound like you had to drive half way across the state! 2.91 miles, tyvm. Well EXCUSE me...you could walk there still! That's shorter than the zombie filled obstacle course I'm running in less than 48 hours! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #41 March 1, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Doesn't she live a whole 1 mile from you? You're making it sound like you had to drive half way across the state! 2.91 miles, tyvm. Well EXCUSE me...you could walk there still! That's shorter than the zombie filled obstacle course I'm running in less than 48 hours! It's far shorter than the 50 mile forced ruck march I completed in about 16 hours. What's yer point?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #42 March 1, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Doesn't she live a whole 1 mile from you? You're making it sound like you had to drive half way across the state! 2.91 miles, tyvm. Well EXCUSE me...you could walk there still! That's shorter than the zombie filled obstacle course I'm running in less than 48 hours! It's far shorter than the 50 mile forced ruck march I completed in about 16 hours. What's yer point? QUITYERBITCHIN!!!! That's my point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #43 March 2, 2012 Quote Ban: User | IP | Site IP You guys really should properly test this with a Nicaragua test. Hey Remi, got to the hotel and ended up getting three drinks for the price of one. And the prawns in a cream/garlic/chive sauce was to die for. Long live the Nicaragua IP address.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
