shah269 0 #1 April 2, 2012 who got more ass Kirk or Pickard? Ladies, who would you let beem you up all night long!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 April 2, 2012 Who/what the fuck is Pickard? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 April 2, 2012 Well as Kirk is the gayest captain ..... like ever .... he get's my vote for getting way more arse. [/end fighting talk] (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 April 2, 2012 QuoteWho/what the fuck is Pickard? http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSb501PDXBbi5G9igiBKzSDDEFk_DNS45s8vsej90xuINFIU6SmROVrSG-93gLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #5 April 2, 2012 I won't even dip my toe into the "who's the REAL captain of the Enterprise" argument, but there is NO arguing against the fact that as far as poontang was concerned, Kirk got YARDS more pussy. Elvisio "for Kirk the saying went 'it's all green on the inside'" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #6 April 2, 2012 Quote...but there is NO arguing against the fact that as far as poontang was concerned, Kirk got YARDS more pussy. Agreed, although Riker is clearly in second place.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 April 2, 2012 Kirk? Yeah but it was a different time...free intergalactic love and what not.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 April 2, 2012 QuoteWho/what the fuck is Pickard? Jean-luc Picard, USS Enterprise captain in Star Trek, TNG. I'm sure Captain Kirk got way more. He had a helluva swagger. Always kicking some Klingon ass and whatnot..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 April 2, 2012 Quote Quote Who/what the fuck is Pickard? Jean-luc Picard, USS Enterprise captain in Star Trek, TNG. I'm sure Captain Kirk got way more. He had a helluva swagger. Always kicking some Klingon ass and whatnot... I bet Picard got the "just friends" crap all the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 April 2, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Who/what the fuck is Pickard? Jean-luc Picard, USS Enterprise captain in Star Trek, TNG. I'm sure Captain Kirk got way more. He had a helluva swagger. Always kicking some Klingon ass and whatnot... I bet Picard got the "just friends" crap all the time. I wouldn't bet against that. The French have no swagger.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 April 2, 2012 Poor Spock never got ANY...Vulcan's have a stinger like a baby pig. Kirk would hand him a ball gag and a video camera then stand him in the corner to officially document 'going where no man has....' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #12 April 2, 2012 QuotePoor Spock never got ANY... Oh please, you know he would have banged Nurse Chapel out of intellectual curiosity at least a couple of times. And those hippy chicks on their way to the garden of Eden. And that chick on the planet with the spores that released his emotions.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #13 April 2, 2012 I swear, every time I see this thread title, It looks like "who got more ass Kicked ........?" lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #14 April 2, 2012 Quote I swear, every time I see this thread title, It looks like "who got more ass Kicked ........?" Oh, that's Chekov.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 April 2, 2012 QuoteQuotePoor Spock never got ANY... Oh please, you know he would have banged Nurse Chapel out of intellectual curiosity at least a couple of times. And those hippy chicks on their way to the garden of Eden. And that chick on the planet with the spores that released his emotions. I think he may have done a little 'experimenting' with young Chekov...but Nurse Chapel, WAY outta his league. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #16 April 2, 2012 Quote...but Nurse Chapel, WAY outta his league. How do you figure? She was literally throwing her ass at him.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Born2Late 0 #17 April 2, 2012 Jean-Luc Picard, hands down. Bald guys RULE !! Just ask us... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 April 2, 2012 There's no doubt that Kirk got more than Picard. But neither got more than Dr. Bricker on the Love Boat - likely the all time champion of man whores on television. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #19 April 2, 2012 QuoteBut neither got more than Dr. Bricker on the Love Boat - likely the all time champion of man whores on television. Fonzy.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 April 2, 2012 Quote Quote ...but Nurse Chapel, WAY outta his league. How do you figure? She was literally throwing her ass at him. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sandi 0 #21 April 3, 2012 I pick Jean-Luc. He's so much hotter than Kirk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 April 3, 2012 QuoteQuoteBut neither got more than Dr. Bricker on the Love Boat - likely the all time champion of man whores on television. Fonzy. Jack Tripper ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #23 April 3, 2012 Quote Quote Quote But neither got more than Dr. Bricker on the Love Boat - likely the all time champion of man whores on television. Fonzy. Jack Tripper Quagmire ... but the winner for Star Trek had to be 7-of-9. Didn't she get "assimilated" by the entire Collective? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #24 April 3, 2012 Quote ... but the winner for Star Trek had to be 7-of-9. Didn't she get "assimilated" by the entire Collective? You're thinking of a different kind of screwed.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 April 3, 2012 ... but the winner for Star Trek had to be 7-of-9. Didn't she get "assimilated" by the entire Collective? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
