ryoder 1,590 #1 April 13, 2012 But He chose a strange form for his return: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4253935/Dead-hamster-digs-itself-out-of-grave.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #2 April 13, 2012 QuoteBut He chose a strange form for his return: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4253935/Dead-hamster-digs-itself-out-of-grave.html Finally...scientific proof this is possible! We have witnessed a modern day miracle...we have seen the light! It is settled.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #3 April 13, 2012 the zombie apocalypse has begun. HUZZAH! peace out!Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #4 April 13, 2012 QuoteQuoteBut He chose a strange form for his return: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4253935/Dead-hamster-digs-itself-out-of-grave.html Finally...scientific proof this is possible! We have witnessed a modern day miracle...we have seen the light! It is settled. It is, indeed! Alleluia!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #5 April 13, 2012 Everyone knows that mice are the smartest creatures on Earth. I read that in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. So it makes sense that He would come back as a mouse. Now, hamsters, being the victim of extreme prejudice from mice, need a messiah that represents their interests. Kind of like how Jesus was Jewish, and the Jews were being persecuted by the Romans at the time of the first coming. Then again, if you don't believe that, there's a girl that came back to life after she was pronounced dead: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/04/12/miracle-morgue-baby-improving-in-argentina/ Her father even said something to the effect that his daughter was resurrected. All of these will make great stories, and give people an excuse to kill each other in a few thousand years.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 April 13, 2012 All of these will make great stories, and give people an excuse to kill each other in FOR a few thousand years... FIFY ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #7 April 13, 2012 Oh, when I read the thread title I thought that you'd just taken some Viagra.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 April 13, 2012 Quote Oh, when I read the thread title I thought that you'd just taken some Viagra. One does not invalidates the other.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #9 April 13, 2012 I thought you were talking about the skywriter that was flying around our dz last Sunday. If the winds were 180* different, I SO would've busted this 'industrial haze'. The tandem students thought it was cool though!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
