shah269 0 #1 April 16, 2012 http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/47061726/ns/today-today_health/ Ok ladies it's that day you have been waiting for since the last time you were waiting for it. The day you are going to wear that dress and walk down the plank and look at that man and know full well you can now put your sex drive in the basement along with your love of motorcycles and beer. (this does not apply to any of the skydiving ladies because apparently they are all different from the normal ladies that walk the face of the earth). And to fit in that undersized dress you have been sucking ice water via a straw? WTF! No really! What are you thinking! Look these photos are forever! No joke forever! So if you are naturally a size 8 and you starved yourself to a very interesting size 4 to fit into said dress you will forever be pissed that you returned back to your normal weight and size and perputally be pissed off and angry at yourself and thus take it out on your new husband who has no clue WTF is going on because you keep asking really dumb questions such as but not limited to 1) Does this make me look fat 2) Has my ass gotten bigger since we got married And the ever popular death trap. 3) Do you think she looks better than I do! OK ladies, for the first time in your lives I want you to listen to a man! And in this case, me. Before your wedding gain weigh! I mean pack on the pounds like it's your freaking job! I mean don't stop eating till the button on your pants pops off at such velocity that it knocks peoples teeth out! Eat to the point where your B(.)(.)BIES are at least 4 sizes too gig! Then have your wedding and then loose the weight and return to your normal weight. So that when people come over and view your wedding photos everyone will say the same thing "Wow girl you lost weight, looking very good now." Then you will feel happy and you will rape your husband at least twice a day!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #2 April 17, 2012 I saw this on the morning news this morning as well. Ladies pleas please please don't do this. If you know a good friend who is thinking about it please don't let them. Friends don't let friends hurt themselves just to look good for their mother in law.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
