shah269 0 #1 May 10, 2012 Ladies and gents, which brings you a greater level of satisfaction? Picking a good booger or ripping a good fart? And better question does picking your nose or farting follow The Law of Diminishing Returns? I'm thinking like fake B(.)(.)BIES you can never get tired of doing it or seeing it! Just saying.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NovaTTT 2 #2 May 10, 2012 Ah, yes. There's that charming demeanor that makes you so successful with the ladies. "Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,443 #3 May 10, 2012 Do I get to eat the booger?Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 May 10, 2012 Only get to eat the booger if it will gross out someone near you...otherwise you just have to stand there with it on our finger till it dries up and blows awayBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,443 #5 May 10, 2012 Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #6 May 10, 2012 Don't laugh!!! It's true...read it in the FAR'sBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,443 #7 May 10, 2012 Quote Don't laugh!!! It's true...read it in the FAR's Well, there you have it... if it's in the FAR's, it must be true Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #8 May 10, 2012 Plus, would I lie to you about something as important as this?Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #9 May 10, 2012 Cargo fart? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janz 0 #10 May 10, 2012 QuoteLadies and gents, which brings you a greater level of satisfaction? Picking a good booger or ripping a good fart?And better question does picking your nose or farting follow The Law of Diminishing Returns?I'm thinking like fake B(.)(.)BIES you can never get tired of doing it or seeing it! Just saying.Shah you have outdone yourself. I just don't know what to say except I hate it when on the ride to altitude there are usually a few silent stinkers. It grosses me out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #11 May 10, 2012 Janz, please do not be fooled by this post....Shah will never cease to amaze you with all the future posts he will come up withBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 May 11, 2012 By far, its picking my nose. Once in a while I'll feel a hard spot just inside the nostril and reach in to pry it out, and when I do, a little extra and wetter section comes right out with the dried out part. Bonus! Best fart ever: 5th grade. Let out a loud and short fart, to which my classmate next to me turned to face me with a silly smile, and then I ripped a loud shrill tune changing and long fart. That made the entire class burst out laughing, including the teacher. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 May 11, 2012 Quote Ah, yes. There's that charming demeanor that makes you so successful with the ladies. Hey man I'm like a major force of nature! The ladies love the Shah they just don't want to say it loud and proud! I'm like Prince....everyone has his albums and knows the words to the song Purple rain but you will never catch them singing it on the ride up! But no seriously, the kids I mentor had a paper due about economics and diminishing returns and asked me is there something in this world that does not follow the rules of diminishing returns? Well I get it a lot of thought and couldn’t think of anything but picking boogers and farting!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janz 0 #14 May 12, 2012 Shah this is for you. I should probably start new thread but whatever. I'm pissed off. At work an email went out from supervisor that mailroom will be closed from 10:45 to 11:00 no reason given. I later find out that a female employed thru temporary agency was lactating for 4 year old kid in mailroom. Every regular female employee had to lactate in the ladies room. First of all it's weird for me that female breastfeeding 4 yr old. And I wonder me being male since sex drive stronger than female if I get an erection are they going to give me paid time in mailroom to masturbate? It sounds cynicle but a woman shouldn't milk on co time and a man shouldn't jo on co time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #15 May 12, 2012 Quote Shah this is for you. I should probably start new thread but whatever. I'm pissed off. At work an email went out from supervisor that mailroom will be closed from 10:45 to 11:00 no reason given. I later find out that a female employed thru temporary agency was lactating for 4 year old kid in mailroom. Every regular female employee had to lactate in the ladies room. First of all it's weird for me that female breastfeeding 4 yr old. And I wonder me being male since sex drive stronger than female if I get an erection are they going to give me paid time in mailroom to masturbate? It sounds cynicle but a woman shouldn't milk on co time and a man shouldn't jo on co time. Equating breastfeeding with masturbation is just plain nonsense. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janz 0 #16 May 12, 2012 Disagree completely. They are both needs that should be met on private time. A woman who has to lactate in the office needs to stay home and come back to work later when her child is out of that need. I've seen people at my company forced to take 30days off without pay for family medical leave when they missed 3 days of work taking care of dying family member. I think that is not legal but whatever. A lactating woman being paid for that time is absurd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 May 12, 2012 QuoteA woman who has to lactate in the office needs to stay home and come back to work later when her child is out of that need. So it's better for her to stay home and collect welfare than provide for her child by working?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janz 0 #18 May 12, 2012 QuoteQuoteA woman who has to lactate in the office needs to stay home and come back to work later when her child is out of that need.So it's better for her to stay home and collect welfare than provide for her child by working?Maybe I wasn't entirely clear. She was doing this in the mailroom during prime business time forcing us to change our work routine. People also had to change their lunch time since we go in very early. There are tables in this room where we eat. This person wouldnt have been on welfare since she is part time temp and her husband has decent job. So yes she should have stayed home or done her business in the ladies room like all the previous breastfeeding employees. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
