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Over heard from a fireman once while talking to a distraught person about their cat in a tree.

Fireman: "Ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?"
Person: "No"
Fireman: [long pause while looking at person]



Yeah. FD was called. They suggested the power company. So...

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I would be out there yelling at it... "HEY KITTY CAT!! DUMB ASS!!!"

Well that's exactly what I yelled at my cat when I found her stuck 30 feet up in a tree some 8 or 9 years ago, while holding my video camera, before I put it down and climbed the tree to get her stupid ass down...

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And what do you know? She went and got stuck up there two other times, same goddamn tree and spot.... before she decided the 3rd time was enough. :ph34r:

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Yeah. FD was called. They suggested the power company. So...



If the cat had touched the live wires they could have called the nearest Chinese restaurant? Harhar...
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Over heard from a fireman once while talking to a distraught person about their cat in a tree.

Fireman: "Ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?"
Person: "No"
Fireman: [long pause while looking at person]




^This.
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