nigel99 620 #1 May 18, 2012 Jeez, removing stress from my life has had a side effect I could not have predicted. I am so freaking horny all the time. Of course being constantly around good looking women doesnt help. Got banned from the one dz for jumping with too many women (by the wife) ...Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #2 May 18, 2012 "so horny I could jump a goat. " Gone native, have you?"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 May 18, 2012 Quote Of course being constantly around good looking women doesnt help. Got banned from the one dz for jumping with too many women (by the wife) ... Come to York, less women but more skill and no Robin bastardsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #4 May 18, 2012 Quote Quote Of course being constantly around good looking women doesnt help. Got banned from the one dz for jumping with too many women (by the wife) ... Come to York, less women but more skill and no Robin bastards did i get banned from York?Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loch1957 0 #5 May 18, 2012 Take it from a country boy, sheep are lot better.Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 620 #6 May 18, 2012 Quote Quote Of course being constantly around good looking women doesnt help. Got banned from the one dz for jumping with too many women (by the wife) ... Come to York, less women but more skill and no Robin bastards Wife used to complain that the dz's were far and that the fuel should come out of my allowance (despite the fact that I normally catch a ride) Anyway she saw pics of a 20 something girl doing her 100th jump in time honoured fashion posted on FBSuddenly York was a compulsory dz for meExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 620 #7 May 18, 2012 Quote "so horny I could jump a goat. " Gone native, have you? Natives do sheep.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 May 18, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Of course being constantly around good looking women doesnt help. Got banned from the one dz for jumping with too many women (by the wife) ... Come to York, less women but more skill and no Robin bastards did i get banned from York? I didnt say RobbingYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #9 May 18, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Of course being constantly around good looking women doesnt help. Got banned from the one dz for jumping with too many women (by the wife) ... Come to York, less women but more skill and no Robin bastards did i get banned from York? I didnt say Robbing haha Im a little slower than usual today.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #10 May 18, 2012 How did you bin the stress Nigel?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 620 #11 May 18, 2012 QuoteHow did you bin the stress Nigel? Stopped running my own business, left the Uk and got a 'real' job in Perth,Australia. About 2 years ago I woke up to the fact I didn't know my kids, and I didn't have a life.outside of work. I got my priorities straight, just working through the damage done to the kids from me never being at home. It's slowly comming together, my daughter is the hardest to build bridges with, but shes now keen to do a tandem for her 16th birthday. I don't really care about her jumping, but am happy to have found common ground (and she shares my twisted humour) Honestly moving has been the right choice for the family, although I miss the UK/USA business scene at times.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #12 May 18, 2012 Quote Anyway she saw pics of a 20 something girl doing her 100th jump in time honoured fashion posted on FB Ummm - Photos?? Or, we would never believe such a story!! Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 May 19, 2012 Quote Quote Anyway she saw pics of a 20 something girl doing her 100th jump in time honoured fashion posted on FB Ummm - Photos?? Or, we would never believe such a story!! We in this country don't post photos of other jumpers without clothing on. That's a task for their naked selves. I also know the girl in question and she'd kick his arse if he didYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #14 May 20, 2012 Quote Quote Jeez, removing stress from my life has had a side effect I could not have predicted. I am so freaking horny all the time. Of course being constantly around good looking women doesnt help. Got banned from the one dz for jumping with too many women (by the wife) ... THE SETTING: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me McGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.." Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..." Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that sretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..." Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But ya fuck one goat . . . " BWAHAHAHA thats one of my all time favs.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
