normiss 895 #126 May 24, 2012 I'll tell you something later! I come bearing gifts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #127 May 24, 2012 Quote I'll tell you something later! I come bearing gifts! You and your fancy chocolates. You sure know how to work me! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #128 May 24, 2012 Quote Quote I'll tell you something later! I come bearing gifts! You and your fancy chocolates. You sure know how to work me! hey hey you two keep your personal sexy time outta my thread "being skymama" isn't something all of us can achieve. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #129 May 24, 2012 Quote "being skymama" isn't something all of us can achieve. Oh, you silly thing. If you only knew how sad my sex life was up until I was about 35, and that's WITH being married for half of that time! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #130 May 24, 2012 How old were you when we met??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #131 May 24, 2012 Quote Does bringing her sister along count? Now I have a certain ZZ Top song stuck in my head."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #132 May 24, 2012 I was ok with the older sister. Younger sister sneaking in was an interesting surprise...hey - I was 20. But when MOM walked right in on the three of us asking if we had any pot....well, I started wondering if maybe I shouldn't spend any more time with this little family. THAT was messed up. (and yes, mom was hot too) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #133 May 24, 2012 Quote I was ok with the older sister. Younger sister sneaking in was an interesting surprise...hey - I was 20. But when MOM walked right in on the three of us asking if we had any pot....well, I started wondering if maybe I shouldn't spend any more time with this little family. THAT was messed up. (and yes, mom was hot too) Wait a minute; Are you saying you stumbled into every guy's fantasy...and didn't make the most of it???Man Card; Hand it over."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #134 May 24, 2012 No American guy has those fantasies with JERSEY girls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #135 May 24, 2012 Quote See I knew this chick in New Jersey .... I though sharing was icky? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #136 May 24, 2012 Where do you think I developed that opinion???? (actually this was just a foundation for that feeling. my ex-wife fully cemented it though.... ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #137 May 26, 2012 Quote Quote Quote I'll tell you something later! I come bearing gifts! You and your fancy chocolates. You sure know how to work me! hey hey you two keep your personal sexy time outta my HEAD "being skymama" isn't something all of us can achieve. FIFYI know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
