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How else are you supposed to judge the speed round?

Ouch, don't say that too loud. You may not get a date for months if the word gets out. ;):D

Also, make sure you enter the course at the right gate. :o:D


:D:D:D
btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys :P

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How else are you supposed to judge the speed round?

Ouch, don't say that too loud. You may not get a date for months if the word gets out. ;):D

Also, make sure you enter the course at the right gate. :o:D


:D:D:D
btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys :P


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How else are you supposed to judge the speed round?

Ouch, don't say that too loud. You may not get a date for months if the word gets out. ;):D

Also, make sure you enter the course at the right gate. :o:D


:D:D:D
btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys :P


Guess you would expect to see people upsizing from those tiny little things.
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btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys



Like you weren't doing that already. Yeah, right. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys



Like you weren't doing that already. Yeah, right. :P



no before I thought about sex only PART of the time. Now I'll be thinking about it the WHOLE time :P

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Oh and a nice tight body!
Nothing better than a girl who has a nice body!
Sure a girl can be "into it" but when she straddles you and it looks like someone just melted albino wax all over your dong...well...yeah...not my cup of tea than you!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Please why pay when in reality pussy grows on trees?

Every second of every day of every day of the year another very hot very sexy very smart girl turns 21 ( I don't date girls under the age of 21) and you know what that means?
Well that hot sexy piece of ass that you thought was the woman of your dreams now has competition because let's face it as things go we men age like fine wine while your average woman.....more like French bread...very angry very jealous very upset French bread.

Now that is not to say I don't want to have sex with French bread? I mean let's face it there is nothing worse than being in bed with a girl who has no clue how to make you scream the lords name and your own name and her name and see the light...most older women who know what they are doing can do this. But let's face it unless she is from West Hollywood odds are that things have being to go south and it may be best to dim the lights.

Thus again? Why are you paying for anything? If anything they should be paying you my good man!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I think I saw one answer I could agree with in this whole thread.

I'm an oddball. Definitely a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

If she is open, relaxed and ready to give as well as she gets, it will be good. If she can enjoy giving as well as receiving, there are no worries. A friendly competition (no pressure) to make the other enjoy it more is just a win-win scenario. We can figure out the specific places, pressures, positions, etc together with honest feedback.

Preferences are fine. Hangups are not. Feedback is great. Criticism is not. Mutual satisfaction is the goal. Selfishness is out. Feel free to scream, thrash and shake. I'll help. Long, sensual ramp-up, many prolonged crescendos with periods of playfulness, intimacy, sensuality and exploration, relaxed discussion, and returns to favored parts are all on the menu. Quickies, favors, exotic locations, etc are all fine. Just make sure everyone wins.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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<==nah! This guy does!

I mean just look at the name...

Sssssshhhhh

Shhhhaaaaaaaaaaa

SSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

See so much easier to scream in bed!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


so I just kept reading and read your sig line still thinking about sex:
"I will never be so skilled or experienced at this activity that I can not die while doing it." :D:D:D



You just cost me part of my morning coffee! :)

Hysterical that you put those together. I didn't think about it. But...if ya gotta go...that's not a bad way to go. And think of the bragging rights the survivor has. "I once sexed someone to death", is just hard to top.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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