Trafficdiver 8 #101 May 23, 2012 Blowjobs.... And not stopping once the guy is done...divine torture.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fullmoon 0 #102 May 23, 2012 That 'taint nice http://www.dropzone.com/graphics/forum/blush.gif Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #103 May 23, 2012 Quote Quote How else are you supposed to judge the speed round? Ouch, don't say that too loud. You may not get a date for months if the word gets out. Also, make sure you enter the course at the right gate. btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #104 May 23, 2012 Quote Quote Quote How else are you supposed to judge the speed round? Ouch, don't say that too loud. You may not get a date for months if the word gets out. Also, make sure you enter the course at the right gate. btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys Like zone accuracy, you gotta pull out of the pond and try to hit the target.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #105 May 23, 2012 Like zone accuracy, you gotta pull out of the pond and try to hit the target. Do, or Do Not, there is no try! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #106 May 23, 2012 Quote Quote Quote How else are you supposed to judge the speed round? Ouch, don't say that too loud. You may not get a date for months if the word gets out. Also, make sure you enter the course at the right gate. btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys Guess you would expect to see people upsizing from those tiny little things."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #107 May 23, 2012 Quote btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys My work here is done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #108 May 23, 2012 Does this imply that you are only good in bed at swoop comps? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #109 May 23, 2012 Quote btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys Like you weren't doing that already. Yeah, right. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #110 May 23, 2012 Quote Quote btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys Like you weren't doing that already. Yeah, right. no before I thought about sex only PART of the time. Now I'll be thinking about it the WHOLE time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #111 May 23, 2012 Oh and a nice tight body! Nothing better than a girl who has a nice body! Sure a girl can be "into it" but when she straddles you and it looks like someone just melted albino wax all over your dong...well...yeah...not my cup of tea than you!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #112 May 24, 2012 In a word, price. You get what you pay for. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #113 May 24, 2012 Please why pay when in reality pussy grows on trees? Every second of every day of every day of the year another very hot very sexy very smart girl turns 21 ( I don't date girls under the age of 21) and you know what that means? Well that hot sexy piece of ass that you thought was the woman of your dreams now has competition because let's face it as things go we men age like fine wine while your average woman.....more like French bread...very angry very jealous very upset French bread. Now that is not to say I don't want to have sex with French bread? I mean let's face it there is nothing worse than being in bed with a girl who has no clue how to make you scream the lords name and your own name and her name and see the light...most older women who know what they are doing can do this. But let's face it unless she is from West Hollywood odds are that things have being to go south and it may be best to dim the lights. Thus again? Why are you paying for anything? If anything they should be paying you my good man!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #114 May 24, 2012 Touche'My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #115 May 24, 2012 I think I saw one answer I could agree with in this whole thread. I'm an oddball. Definitely a lesbian trapped in a man's body. If she is open, relaxed and ready to give as well as she gets, it will be good. If she can enjoy giving as well as receiving, there are no worries. A friendly competition (no pressure) to make the other enjoy it more is just a win-win scenario. We can figure out the specific places, pressures, positions, etc together with honest feedback. Preferences are fine. Hangups are not. Feedback is great. Criticism is not. Mutual satisfaction is the goal. Selfishness is out. Feel free to scream, thrash and shake. I'll help. Long, sensual ramp-up, many prolonged crescendos with periods of playfulness, intimacy, sensuality and exploration, relaxed discussion, and returns to favored parts are all on the menu. Quickies, favors, exotic locations, etc are all fine. Just make sure everyone wins.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #116 May 24, 2012 Quote What makes a girl good in bed? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #117 May 24, 2012 so I just kept reading and read your sig line still thinking about sex: "I will never be so skilled or experienced at this activity that I can not die while doing it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #118 May 24, 2012 <==nah! This guy does! I mean just look at the name... Sssssshhhhh Shhhhaaaaaaaaaaa SSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! See so much easier to scream in bed!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quagmirian 40 #119 May 24, 2012 QuotePractice... ...but seriously. I think truely wanting to please someone makes the most difference. Someone doing something cause they think they should but they don't really want to is no good.This, and passion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #120 May 24, 2012 Quote so I just kept reading and read your sig line still thinking about sex: "I will never be so skilled or experienced at this activity that I can not die while doing it." You just cost me part of my morning coffee! :) Hysterical that you put those together. I didn't think about it. But...if ya gotta go...that's not a bad way to go. And think of the bragging rights the survivor has. "I once sexed someone to death", is just hard to top.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #121 May 24, 2012 QuoteThat guy does You do have a sexy accent. I'm sure that helps with the American girls!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 855 #122 May 24, 2012 Does bringing her sister along count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #123 May 24, 2012 Quote Does bringing her sister along count? I don't have a sister, I wouldn't know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 855 #124 May 24, 2012 See I knew this chick in New Jersey .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #125 May 24, 2012 Quote See I knew this chick in New Jersey .... Oh, really now? Do tell...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
