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Girlfalldown

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"Grab the headboard"

Is that pase? Like I GAF.

I am pretty amazed by the need for "franchise" new-type (yeah like we've missed anything in the history of human sex :P) sex.

I had a friend who really enjoyed porn who was also having difficulty conceiving.

"Curtis" I said, to Detective Curtis L, "you have to actually leave it in at the end for the baby thing to happen"

"Oh."

Curtis said.

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kamasutra rox, some of the positions can be quite painful if one of the involved parties foot happens to slip off the top of the headboard however :)



If you're gonna do your girl from behind, and you have cats, make damn sure the damn cats are locked out of your room! Somebody had a cat think his swinging balls were a toy... (swat) YOWTCH!!! Punched his SO's head through the drywall! :S:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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"I saw a werewolf drinkin' a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's

And his hair was perfect...Ah-WHHoooooooo....."

>:(

:D

mh

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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Being as though I'm from Texas we like to call it "RODEO". :):)



What? That's when you call her your ex-girlfriend's name and see how long you can hold on.



Yep, from behind and you reach around her waist lean down and whisper in her ear that her sister is better and then try to hold on for 8 seconds.:D

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And another thing! Do guys really think the shit they see on porn movies is good technique? Don't they realize porn is more for the person watching it than the enjoyment of the people in it? Am I alone here?

Gosh.... Idiots!

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You had bad sex last night didn't you hun?
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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I really don't care what you call it. I prefer for a guy to just toss me around and bend me like gumby into a fun position. Gosh, I love being little! :)



I think this needs to be cross posted to "What Men Want":ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Wasn't me.

But how did you like the way he/she said it?



It actually wasn't a question, but more of a request.....so he asked nicely, before he flipped me over. :P



Say that again - please.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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