indyz 1 #26 March 16, 2005 QuoteLet's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel You mean do it while building custom motorcycles? 'Cause I haven't seen any nature shows on that channel in a looooong time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #27 March 16, 2005 "Grab the headboard" Is that pase? Like I GAF. I am pretty amazed by the need for "franchise" new-type (yeah like we've missed anything in the history of human sex ) sex. I had a friend who really enjoyed porn who was also having difficulty conceiving. "Curtis" I said, to Detective Curtis L, "you have to actually leave it in at the end for the baby thing to happen" "Oh." Curtis said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #28 March 16, 2005 QuoteAm I alone here? Uh well, then there'd be no doggie style for you! Unless you're like a contortionist! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #29 March 16, 2005 Quotekamasutra rox, some of the positions can be quite painful if one of the involved parties foot happens to slip off the top of the headboard however If you're gonna do your girl from behind, and you have cats, make damn sure the damn cats are locked out of your room! Somebody had a cat think his swinging balls were a toy... (swat) YOWTCH!!! Punched his SO's head through the drywall! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #30 March 16, 2005 "I saw a werewolf drinkin' a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's And his hair was perfect...Ah-WHHoooooooo....." mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #31 March 16, 2005 QuoteLike?? "Tap it from the Back"? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #32 March 16, 2005 Being as though I'm from Texas we like to call it "RODEO". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
larsrulz 0 #33 March 16, 2005 QuoteBeing as though I'm from Texas we like to call it "RODEO". What? That's when you call her your ex-girlfriend's name and see how long you can hold on. I got a strong urge to fly, but I got no where to fly to. -PF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #34 March 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteBeing as though I'm from Texas we like to call it "RODEO". What? That's when you call her your ex-girlfriend's name and see how long you can hold on. Yep, from behind and you reach around her waist lean down and whisper in her ear that her sister is better and then try to hold on for 8 seconds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #35 March 16, 2005 QuoteAnd another thing! Do guys really think the shit they see on porn movies is good technique? Don't they realize porn is more for the person watching it than the enjoyment of the people in it? Am I alone here? Gosh.... Idiots!*** You had bad sex last night didn't you hun?History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #37 March 16, 2005 ROTFL "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #38 March 16, 2005 I really don't care what you call it. I prefer for a guy to just toss me around and bend me like gumby into a fun position. Gosh, I love being little! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #39 March 16, 2005 QuoteI really don't care what you call it. I prefer for a guy to just toss me around and bend me like gumby into a fun position. Gosh, I love being little! God bless ya honey! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 March 16, 2005 QuoteI really don't care what you call it. I prefer for a guy to just toss me around and bend me like gumby into a fun position. Gosh, I love being little! I think this needs to be cross posted to "What Men Want"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #41 March 16, 2005 Is that assuming a slight miss aim? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #42 March 16, 2005 Quote [Quote ] Like?? "Tap it from the Back"? [Laugh ] I have heard the other one before, but that one is just down right funny!!!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #43 March 16, 2005 How about - "let me get behind you?"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #44 March 16, 2005 Heard that before *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 March 16, 2005 QuoteHeard that before Wasn't me. But how did you like the way he/she said it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #46 March 16, 2005 QuoteWasn't me. But how did you like the way he/she said it? It actually wasn't a question, but more of a request.....so he asked nicely, before he flipped me over. *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #47 March 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteWasn't me. But how did you like the way he/she said it? It actually wasn't a question, but more of a request.....so he asked nicely, before he flipped me over. Say that again - please.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #48 March 16, 2005 Smacked it up, flipped it, and rubbed it down!!!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #49 March 16, 2005 QuoteSmacked it up, flipped it, and rubbed it down!!! You or him?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #50 March 16, 2005 We took turns *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites