Women, how many of you can pull a condom off only using your vaginal muscles?

[warpedskydiver 0]

Be truthful, you can remain anonymous if you like.

Many of you work out but quite a few neglect Kegels and or other exercises.

Remember, it is a sure way to make sure your man is spoiled for all others.

It is safer to send them out with an unloaded weapon

[skymama 37]

Pulling off a condom with my vaginal muscles would only make it easier for me to get his possible cooties. Why on earth would I want to risk that?

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because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[warpedskydiver 0]

Not that it would be a common practice, it is just a challenge to do so.

Takes quite a bit of control.

plus it is a fun thing to do.

Don't cheat and oversize the condom.

I have only known five women who could do this and one I have never slept with.

[warpedskydiver 0]

Plus it is not after him having an orgasm, just well before while still rock hard.


I bet quite a few of you will try this if you feel up to it.

[warpedskydiver 0]

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Pulling off a condom with my vaginal muscles would only make it easier for me to get his possible cooties. Why on earth would I want to risk that?

Hey you are married, why would you worry about cooties?

[skymama 37]

It was a hypothetical statement.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[jtnesbitt 0]

Considering a couple facts, like condoms fit really tight, and are especially well lubricated, i dont think I would want to get my dick anywhere near a vagina that could strip a condom. I would imagine arid desert conditions with grippers similar to a sarlac would be needed.

Oh yes, i just used that reference.

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[shah269 0]

Yeah that's nice, but if she can put one on with out using her hands....now we are talking!

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[airtwardo 7]

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Yeah that's nice, but if she can put one on with out using her hands....now we are talking!

If you had a better game plan than roofies & handcuffs you might not consider it so 'nice'!

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[shah269 0]

I had an x girl friend who could put it on and take it off with her toes.
It was just a little strange but fun.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

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[airtwardo 7]

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I had an x girl friend who could put it on and take it off with her toes.
It was just a little strange but fun.

Was that the Iranian habitual shoplifter?

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[shah269 0]

Nope she was the Vegan from western NY.
Cute girl, lots of fun.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

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Nope she was the Vegan from western NY.
Cute girl, lots of fun.

And obviously never wears high heels to bed...

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[Nataly 38]

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Pulling off a condom with my vaginal muscles would only make it easier for me to get his possible cooties. Why on earth would I want to risk that?

Agree 100%..

Condoms only exist for 2 reasons:
1 - preventing the man from spreading his inferior genes
2 - preventing the man from spreading his diseases

Either way, I am in no way inclined to deliberately remove it in the manner you describe!!!

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[ryoder 1,590]

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Either way, I am in no way inclined to deliberately remove it in the manner you describe!!!

And I'm not inclined to lick my eyebrows;
But if I could, I certainly would show off that talent occasionally.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Andy0689 0]

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I had an x girl friend who could put it on and take it off with her toes.
It was just a little strange but fun.

Did that include opening the box and ripping open the wrapper? Could she hang and swing from her feet too?

Andy
I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube!

[airtwardo 7]

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Pulling off a condom with my vaginal muscles would only make it easier for me to get his possible cooties. Why on earth would I want to risk that?

Agree 100%..

Condoms only exist for 2 reasons:
1 - preventing the man from spreading his inferior genes
2 - preventing the man from spreading his diseases

Either way, I am in no way inclined to deliberately remove it in the manner you describe!!!

Also make great emergency flotation devises...in a pinch!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[amstalder 0]

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Pulling off a condom with my vaginal muscles would only make it easier for me to get his possible cooties. Why on earth would I want to risk that?

Agree 100%..

Condoms only exist for 2 reasons:
1 - preventing the man from spreading his inferior genes
2 - preventing the man from spreading his diseases

Either way, I am in no way inclined to deliberately remove it in the manner you describe!!!

Im in agreement with the rest of the girls here.

[Snowwhite 0]

Also make great emergency flotation devises...in a pinch!

[airtwardo 7]

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Also make great emergency flotation devises...in a pinch!

for ants?


Tadpoles...

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[skyrider 0]

Whats a Condom?

[shah269 0]

I must be the only guy on the planet who likes rubbers?
I think of them as accessories for my little buddy.
Some days he's ribbed, some days he's studded other days he's even glow in the dark!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[jtnesbitt 0]

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I must be the only guy on the planet who likes rubbers?
I think of them as accessories for my little buddy.
Some days he's ribbed, some days he's studded other days he's even glow in the dark!

Dude, you are the weirdest person i know...and that's saying a lot since i mostly hang out with base jumpers that only operate in their own little world.

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[shah269 0]

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I must be the only guy on the planet who likes rubbers?
I think of them as accessories for my little buddy.
Some days he's ribbed, some days he's studded other days he's even glow in the dark!

Dude, you are the weirdest person i know...and that's saying a lot since i mostly hang out with base jumpers that only operate in their own little world.

I get that a lot. But I've never had any stigma with wearing a rubber. I would be worried if she didn't tell me to.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!