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So I just learned a valuable lesson. Self correcting mistake. A bottle of wine and manscaping do not mix well...



I've learnbed that if you give a chick a bottle of wine, it doesn't matter if you manscape...

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Excuse me...red wine...red wine...needed to be specific.
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... ok I don't understand this. I mean men flinch if you get too close to their family jewels if its not sexy time. You get within a foot of the boys down under without clear intent for play and you all cringe and cover up. so please tell me. what on god's green earth possessed you to take a sharp object to your dangly bits whilst intoxicated??? B| I've never once thought "know what's a good idea? alcohol, razors and my cooch. sounds like fun!"

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... ok I don't understand this. I mean men flinch if you get too close to their family jewels if its not sexy time. You get within a foot of the boys down under without clear intent for play and you all cringe and cover up.



Hmmmm....wonder why I don't?
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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So I just learned a valuable lesson. Self correcting mistake. A bottle of wine and manscaping do not mix well...



Get women's razors. They have a larger head and make it much more difficult to knick yourself. ALWAYS do it in the shower. And don't get creative. Just strip it all off and keep it off every time you shower.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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screw that man!
get a manscaper!
the laides hate it when you have ingrown hairs on your nut sack.
Phillips makes a great wet dry one that you can use to do all kinds of fun things with!
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Well you don't sound like much fun:P

pretty sure there is a video somewhere of me, alcohol, a car battery and my dangly bits. Im not s:ph34r:aying it was a good idea, but it was fun



bwahahaha ok i'll admit i've gotten a bit creative with electric 8 way. BUT that's not sharp pointy things. slightly different. :P

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So I just learned a valuable lesson. Self correcting mistake. A bottle of wine and manscaping do not mix well...



Get women's razors. They have a larger head and make it much more difficult to knick yourself. ALWAYS do it in the shower. And don't get creative. Just strip it all off and keep it off every time you shower.



I actually used a trimmer. Trimmed them right up. I had to take Old Woman's advice though and go completely bald. I just couldn't quite get the Nike symbol just right.

Can't wait to get drunk and do it again. Such an adrenaline rush!

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So I just learned a valuable lesson. Self correcting mistake. A bottle of wine and manscaping do not mix well...




Before trying anything drunk especially man scapping it is always wise to do a search in the forums ;) ---->Click me


Dammit I was a few posts too late to post the link...:D maybe next time I will read all the posts before posting.
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So I just learned a valuable lesson. Self correcting mistake. A bottle of wine and manscaping do not mix well...



Get women's razors. They have a larger head and make it much more difficult to knick yourself. ALWAYS do it in the shower. And don't get creative. Just strip it all off and keep it off every time you shower.


I actually used a trimmer. Trimmed them right up. I had to take Old Woman's advice though and go completely bald. I just couldn't quite get the Nike symbol just right.

Can't wait to get drunk and do it again. Such an adrenaline rush!


I guess you took "Just Do It." at face value. :oB|

Can't wait to hear about the next graphic you choose. :ph34r:
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This is one of those times that pictures = bad.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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