theonlyski 8 #26 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote I surprise motorboated a girl at a bar. Still dating her 7 months later. I motorboated her first thank you very much. Paved the way for yours. I think I deserve credit for the assist No, because when she told me I could, I refused and let you have at it. Then I surprised her."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #27 June 22, 2012 Quote'Hi......my name's Don, and I'm extremely wealthy." "Hi. My name is JC. No, I'll buy it. I just inherited 103.4 million dollars last week and I've got nobody with whom I can enjoy it. I hope this doesn't scare you away or anything like it does other women, but I've got a heart condition and probably won't live another 18 months. Know any good estate planning lawyers?" This one will not fail. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #28 June 22, 2012 Quote Quote 'Hi......my name's Don, and I'm extremely wealthy." "Hi. My name is JC. No, I'll buy it. I just inherited 103.4 million dollars last week and I've got nobody with whom I can enjoy it. I hope this doesn't scare you away or anything like it does other women, but I've got a heart condition and probably won't live another 18 months. Know any good estate planning lawyers?" This one will not fail. Too long and elaborate though. Try shortening it, "I'm rich, wanna fuck?"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #29 June 23, 2012 Do you have the time? I left my rolex in the lamborghini.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #30 June 23, 2012 Hey, I'm a skydiver. That gets the panties down every time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #31 June 23, 2012 Quote Hey, I'm a skydiver. That gets the panties down every time. Yeah, but that's because V is totally, absolutely, still into you. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #32 June 23, 2012 If you don't wanna dance, is a blowjob out of the question?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #33 June 23, 2012 Quote Hey, I'm a skydiver. That gets the panties down every time. I thought that only worked if you had a Mirage?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #34 June 23, 2012 Quote how do you like your eggs? scrambled, over easy or fertilized Nice one. Ironically, this won't work in German. But there's a naughty reply for boys: "stroked" Background: Here, testicles are referred to as "eggs" instead of "balls". "Eggs" in a sexual context are strictly a male thing here, nobody would refer to a woman's ova (or Oocytes) as "eggs" My students often ask me why "them 'murricans" call it "balls" as balls are spherical. I usually tell them: Yeah, that's coz the 'murrican boys can't play real football but play something they stole from the Irish, called it "'murrican footy" and try to poke phun at our football by calling it "soccer". But I take comfort in the fact that our football is very popular with 'murrican highschool and college girls The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #35 June 23, 2012 Quote Quote Hey, I'm a skydiver. That gets the panties down every time. I thought that only worked if you had a Mirage? That was a SEXY ad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #36 June 23, 2012 My apartment or yours? Do I have to talk a lot or do you wanna come with me straight away? You gotta be a light switch - every time I see you you turn me on. You look like my first wife. - You're divorced? - No, still a bachelor. Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No, well how about going to my apartment and talk about it? Can I have your telephone number? I lost mine... Of course, you might resort to sarcasm: "Ah Miss Blaine, you dance like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman who lights up a room simply by leaving it!" (Kate & Leopold)The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshoppergirl 0 #37 June 23, 2012 QuoteMy apartment or yours? Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No, well how about going to my apartment and talk about it? Bwahahahaha! I'd have to give someone some credit for using that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #38 June 23, 2012 Quote Hey, I'm a skydiver. *** For years that one failed me miserably until I felt a 5'1" 100 pound indoneasian girl grab two handfuls of my sweet ass mid-tandem, and then I changed my mind And lets not forget "are you tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day" History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #39 June 23, 2012 My friend had a pick up line: "Your legs really know how to make an ass of them selves.." He could make it work, I can't.... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaVinciflies 0 #40 June 23, 2012 Nice legs - what time do they open? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #41 June 23, 2012 Quote Strangely enough, I saw the most time-efficient pickup outside a bar/club in Atlant many years ago. A guy stood outside the door at closing time and just asked every woman coming out "hey, you wanna go home with me tonight?" And yeah, he left there with someone. *writes that one down*"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #42 June 23, 2012 Quote Strangely enough, I saw the most time-efficient pickup outside a bar/club in Atlant many years ago. A guy stood outside the door at closing time and just asked every woman coming out "hey, you wanna go home with me tonight?" And yeah, he left there with someone. You kind of have to admire that! It's honest. NO games. It leaves no room for misunderstandings. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strife 0 #43 June 23, 2012 Quote My students often ask me why "them 'murricans" call it "balls" as balls are spherical. I usually tell them: Yeah, that's coz the 'murrican boys can't play real football but play something they stole from the Irish, called it "'murrican footy" and try to poke phun at our football by calling it "soccer". same here in Oz, soccer is popular as a kids sport, has broad sport but our national games are Aussie Rules and the Rugby versions. as for the lines Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #44 June 24, 2012 Quote Quote Strangely enough, I saw the most time-efficient pickup outside a bar/club in Atlant many years ago. A guy stood outside the door at closing time and just asked every woman coming out "hey, you wanna go home with me tonight?" And yeah, he left there with someone. You kind of have to admire that! It's honest. NO games. It leaves no room for misunderstandings. Hi Does't take guts just a attitude and and a 1% batting average.R Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 343 #45 June 24, 2012 Quote as for the lines Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under Not as clever, but certainly more versatile: "Do you have any [your ethnicity] in you? Would you like some?"See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 343 #46 June 24, 2012 For the contest, yeah, these are all entertaining (having fun reading the creativity here!). But regarding what works: Quote And of course I told her to use the one that I used to get her: Hi my name is Dan this is what will get me to continue talking to a guy, followed by JohnMitchell's Quote "It was nice to meet you. Would you like to go out sometime?" What can I say? Some of us are simple.See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strife 0 #47 June 24, 2012 just some other classy ones If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? Hi I'm Dick. Dick Fitzwell. What's a slut like you doing in a classy place like this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #48 June 24, 2012 Quote our national games are Aussie Rules and the Rugby versions. I liked watching ARF when I was in Oz (7 times up to now). Sport for really tough guys, huh? No armour (as with American Footy) just a mouth guard and protection for the family jewels... Due to my friends living in Carnavon I liked the West Coast Eagles but also supported the Fremantle Dockers :-) I found the rules not that difficult to understand and watched several games in Carnarvon. Quote as for the lines Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under I like this one. But careful with Asian ladies The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #49 June 24, 2012 You're too worldly aware...you never fell for any of MY pick-up lines. But....the hugs are well worth it! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackJ 0 #50 June 24, 2012 "get your coat....i've got a knife" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
