ryoder 1,590 #1 August 17, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19289225"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #2 August 18, 2012 YOU SEXIST BITCH! But you know I love you! She looks good! 6 kids? WOW!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #3 August 18, 2012 The DZ where I started was in Amish country, and they used to bring the horse and buggies out to the DZ and sit there watching the jumpers all day. Amish kids don't have to 'commit' to being Amish until they're 18, so the Amish teens would show up with a horse and buggy, but they would have a 12v car battery in the back powering a car radio and a subwoofer, and they would be blasting AC/DC. The funny part was that when kids do that in a car, you hear them down the block, then they drive by, and the sounds fades as they get further down the street. With the Amish, the horse and buggy is so slow, that the sound builds gradually, and you get to hear a whole song or two before they're out of earshot. Anyway, the DZO and his brother both grew up on the DZ (their dad opening the place in the early 60's), and they had some stories from the 70's about teenage Amish girls, and while I doubt they look like the one in the video, those were some pretty crazy stories. The Amish - who knew? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 August 18, 2012 The horse speaks GERMAN?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #5 August 18, 2012 Can Amish chicks use vibrators? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 August 18, 2012 Quote Can Amish chicks use vibrators? http://www.coroflot.com/beneligni_holzdildo/holzdildo-wooden-dildo 3 2 1 wait no one is pissed off....you sure? any carpenters offended by me? No really? NO WAY!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #7 August 18, 2012 Quote Can Amish chicks use vibrators? There are many ignorant misconceptions about the Amish...(not that vibrators are one of them, lol) But I remember when I went for a smoke break in the middle of a long bus ride cross country...it was me, another loner and about 12 amish dudes smoking a pipe...I thought to myself - this is good shit.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #8 August 18, 2012 Quotewait no one is pissed off Naw...people only get pissed when I bring SC crap to the bonfire...c'est la vie. debase religion all you want here...it can't be defended.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 August 18, 2012 Quote Can Amish chicks use vibrators? a bottle full of blow fliesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 August 18, 2012 Quote Quote Can Amish chicks use vibrators? http://www.coroflot.com/beneligni_holzdildo/holzdildo-wooden-dildo 3 2 1 wait no one is pissed off....you sure? any carpenters offended by me? No really? NO WAY! I smell smoke~!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 August 18, 2012 She's not the first Amish person I've heard of in Rodeo. There's a member of the PBR who is Amish. I don't know why not... it's good, American activity. God luck to her. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIETZE 0 #12 August 18, 2012 What goes "clipity clop - BANG, clipity clop - BANG"? Amish drive by shooting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #13 August 18, 2012 Quote Can Amish chicks use vibrators? Wood peckers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 August 18, 2012 Quote Quote Can Amish chicks use vibrators? Wood peckers. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #15 August 18, 2012 Quote The DZ where I started was in Amish country, and they used to bring the horse and buggies out to the DZ and sit there watching the jumpers all day. Amish kids don't have to 'commit' to being Amish until they're 18, so the Amish teens would show up with a horse and buggy, but they would have a 12v car battery in the back powering a car radio and a subwoofer, and they would be blasting AC/DC. The funny part was that when kids do that in a car, you hear them down the block, then they drive by, and the sounds fades as they get further down the street. With the Amish, the horse and buggy is so slow, that the sound builds gradually, and you get to hear a whole song or two before they're out of earshot. Anyway, the DZO and his brother both grew up on the DZ (their dad opening the place in the early 60's), and they had some stories from the 70's about teenage Amish girls, and while I doubt they look like the one in the video, those were some pretty crazy stories. The Amish - who knew? exactly....visited out that way a few times... Gates' DZ??? got quite a kick outta watching those kids. smoking cigarettes, and carousing WELL into the night... by the Light of the DZ bonfire !!!Many wearing the traditional Garb, and bonnets for the Ladies... and i ABSOLUTELY remember checking out the Horse buggies with some HUGE sound systems !!!!! every word is true... hahahah thanks Dave. as for THIS woman????? Ride Baby Ride...IF that's what you want to DO !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #16 August 18, 2012 The Amish are carnal beings just like us...some people chose to do something about it, others choose to embrace it and let it control their lives even to the point of using the failings of the Amish (and others alike) as an excuse to bolster their own failings, carnality, disbelief or whatever the hell you wanna call it....similar to my smoking habit at the time. I have to admit, there was a sense of comfort in watching the Amish smoke even though I still knew it was stupid for me to do so. " Hey, the Amish are doing it...can't be that bad...fire it up!"Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #17 August 18, 2012 Amish Lester used to pay to ride in the Twin Beech at Parkman. After high school I worked in a heavily Amish area...used to see the girls going into the bars and coming out dressed like the locals.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #18 August 18, 2012 Quoteused to see the girls going into the bars and coming out dressed like the locals. OMG! Sound the alarm, it's the end of the world! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAyWIzTFGMYour secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #19 August 19, 2012 Quote Can Amish chicks use vibrators? As long as they are battery powered."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 August 19, 2012 Was that Cleveland? Saw a Metalica sticker on a buggy with a big ghetto blaster up front. Did any of them ever make a jump? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #21 August 19, 2012 Lame...you people are getting a free pass on "sucker punches" followed up by "bitch moves" on people's faith and that's the best you can do?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #22 August 19, 2012 Never mind I'm done... "Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not quarrel; instead, he must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful" Sigh... Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #23 August 19, 2012 Skip the religion talk, let's get back to the MILF part.My gal, and many, many others I know, are proof that you can be a mom and still be smokin' hot. In fact, that just makes women hotter in my book. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #24 August 21, 2012 QuoteDid any of them ever make a jump? I know airdiver mentioned one amish guy that used to like to go for rides in the Beech. I don't know if it's the same guy (I don't think it is) but there was a deaf amish guy who used to hang around the DZ, and I think he even helped out keeping the place clean. I know he used to like to go up for observer rides, but it would have been in the Twin Bo, which came after the Beech. It would have been after I left the DZ and started jumping somewhere else, but I am 99% sure that guy ended up making a jump, and I think it was even multiple jumps. I seem to recall that it was static-line, but again this is all after my time there, and just from memories of stories I heard second-hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #25 August 21, 2012 QuoteQuoteDid any of them ever make a jump? I know airdiver mentioned one amish guy that used to like to go for rides in the Beech. I don't know if it's the same guy (I don't think it is) but there was a deaf amish guy who used to hang around the DZ, and I think he even helped out keeping the place clean. I know he used to like to go up for observer rides, but it would have been in the Twin Bo, which came after the Beech. It would have been after I left the DZ and started jumping somewhere else, but I am 99% sure that guy ended up making a jump, and I think it was even multiple jumps. I seem to recall that it was static-line, but again this is all after my time there, and just from memories of stories I heard second-hand. Was this in Ohio? I remember being told about a deaf Amish guy that would show up at the DZ. Forgot which place it was."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
