Maksimsf 0 #1 September 8, 2012 Guys, i flew a lot for a past 10 years, most of my trans-Atlantic trips were done with Lufthansa. I flew to Hawaii couple of times with Delta. Lufthansa have an open bar and flight attendants looks like a German porn stars making some extra money. When I flew Delta last time to Maui I had to fill out some paper that I don't bring any animals, bugs and shit, flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo, when I asked for a pen to fill that damn paper she said that she got no pen.... so you charge $5 for a god damn beer and you got no pen? WTF? I'm drunk and have to vent this shit out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #2 September 8, 2012 Yahhh Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #3 September 8, 2012 Quote....flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo... Shah will friend you "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maksimsf 0 #4 September 8, 2012 QuoteQuote....flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo... Shah will friend you he didn't get banned yet? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #5 September 8, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuote....flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo... Shah will friend you he didn't get banned yet? :) Don't know. He posted some funny stuff here, but posts quite a bit on SC now. He may have smoked it in on BF ala waltappel. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 15 #6 September 8, 2012 QuoteGuys, i flew a lot for a past 10 years, most of my trans-Atlantic trips were done with Lufthansa. I flew to Hawaii couple of times with Delta. Lufthansa have an open bar and flight attendants looks like a German porn stars making some extra money. When I flew Delta last time to Maui I had to fill out some paper that I don't bring any animals, bugs and shit, flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo, when I asked for a pen to fill that damn paper she said that she got no pen.... so you charge $5 for a god damn beer and you got no pen? WTF? I'm drunk and have to vent this shit out... Deregulation and bad investors have made American airlines so broke that they have to charge extra for everything. They have also furloughed anyone hired after 1988, so it's Jurassic Park in the employee pool. Also, retirement keeps moving back five years. Also carbohydrates, saturated fats and quickie marriages. I think that's everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #7 September 8, 2012 Quote Guys, i flew a lot for a past 10 years, most of my trans-Atlantic trips were done with Lufthansa. I flew to Hawaii couple of times with Delta. Lufthansa have an open bar and flight attendants looks like a German porn stars making some extra money. When I flew Delta last time to Maui I had to fill out some paper that I don't bring any animals, bugs and shit, flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo, when I asked for a pen to fill that damn paper she said that she got no pen.... so you charge $5 for a god damn beer and you got no pen? WTF? I'm drunk and have to vent this shit out... Lufthansa and some airline I ended up flying into Abu Dhabi both even had REAL silverware with their meals... All metal knife and forks. But yes, they do look like porn stars making some money in between videos. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 September 8, 2012 Quote Quote Lufthansa have an open bar and flight attendants looks like a German porn stars making some extra money... Lufthansa and some airline I ended up flying into Abu Dhabi both even had REAL silverware with their meals... All metal knife and forks. But yes, they do look like porn stars making some money in between videos. I am a frequent user of Lufthansa (for work), and have yet to see any porn-star-like German stewardesses... And believe me, I am also a frequent consumer of porn, so I would know how to recognise one "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #9 September 8, 2012 bless your heart,,,,,, smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electronaut 0 #10 September 8, 2012 Fuck Frankfurt, it's up there on my least favorite airports list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
