The Chinese have the best inventions....

[piisfish 140]

now if they could make it look like something sexy with boobies....
Hands-free automatic sperm extractor

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Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.
According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[BIGUN 1,486]

That's easy... just attach it to one of these. NSFW

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[Fearjoburg 0]

Hey and we must not discriminate

One for Shah

I am not going to speculate this is disgusting and NSFW too

[piisfish 140]

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Hey and we must not discriminate

One for Shah

I am not going to speculate this is disgusting and NSFW too

why would it be disgusting ? do you have anything against gays ? It seems to me that you might not be discriminating but judging well indeed

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Fearjoburg 0]

No I got nothing against gays just looking at an arsehole men or women is disgusting.

Sorry didn't mean for it to come out like that.

[normiss 895]

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Sorry didn't mean for it to come out like that.

That's what she said.

[piisfish 140]

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No I got nothing against gays just looking at an arsehole men or women is disgusting.

Sorry didn't mean for it to come out like that.

you still have lots of things to discover, young man

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[JohnMitchell 16]

This is all in the wrong thread, but funny as hell.