Size Matters

[theonlyski 8]

A new study found that most women don't believe that "size matters." But there are other reasons for the "less-endowed" to be happy. Here are the Top Advantages of Having a Small Penis.





--All that extra space in your underwear is perfect for shoplifting luncheon meats.





--Every chick you sleep with will naturally assumes you have a glamorous career as a morning radio host.





--You can make money posing for the "after" picture in ads warning about steroid abuse.





--You don't need to waste money on condoms since you can use one of those rubber fingertips bookies use to count money.





--In comparison, it makes your nads look bigger. And as we all know, women LOOOVE big nads.





--It's easier to do that "Silence of the Lambs" junk-tuck for friends and family at holiday gatherings.





--Acorn shells make SWEET jockstraps.





--Your chances of getting Hepatitis are greatly reduced, since there's zero chance you'll ever be invited to shoot a sex tape with Pamela Anderson.





--When they make your biopic, you can be assured Sean Penn will bring the right blend of earnestness and humor.





--You can be assured women only want you for your money.





--You'll never be mistaken for me.

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