Good news: Your new yacht is finished

[ryoder 1,590]

Bad news: You died a year ago.

http://www.theverge.com/2012/10/28/3565970/steve-jobs-yacht-photos

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Bad news: You died a year ago.

http://www.theverge.com/2012/10/28/3565970/steve-jobs-yacht-photos

Jesus H Christ... the damn think is butt UGLY.... that is not a yacht.. its a bastard child of a houseboat and a freakin BARGE

[ryoder 1,590]

I'm not a fan of the styling either.
I just can't imagine any Bond super-villain showing up in that.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I'm not a fan of the styling either.
I just can't imagine any Bond super-villain showing up in that.

Hell I can't even imagine going to sea in it.... hopefully it will stay in Europe and only go out in good weather in a big bay... I would not even want to get into any weather even if they snuck it around Demark into the Baltic Sea.

[ryoder 1,590]

I just realized...
That's not the yacht;
It's the box the yacht will be shipped in.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[oldwomanc6 60]

Oh, my gosh! I want to own an


iBoat!

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

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Oh, my gosh! I want to own an


iBoat!

I have been pondering one of these. You just can't be too prepared for our inevitable demise ya know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRoGhu5I5Cg

[JohnMitchell 16]

The first yacht to be run by only one button.

[ryoder 1,590]

They are now ripping it apart on Slashdot.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[piisfish 140]

but will it blend ?

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[theonlyski 8]

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but will it blend ?

"Gonna need a bigger Blendtec."

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I'm not a fan of the styling either.
I just can't imagine any Bond super-villain showing up in that.

Hell I can't even imagine going to sea in it.... hopefully it will stay in Europe and only go out in good weather in a big bay... I would not even want to get into any weather even if they snuck it around Demark into the Baltic Sea.

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From the looks of the bow being so sharp I bet it could cut right through some nasty seas...but who knows if the rest of the ship can handle it.

[format 1]

That's one cool, slick vehicle.
Another supreme he's left behind.

[regulator 0]

This is a nice yacht. But of course in the ultimate Apple Vs. Microsoft war Paul Allen's Yacht, the Octopus DOMINATES this boat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus_(yacht)

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This is a nice yacht. But of course in the ultimate Apple Vs. Microsoft war Paul Allen's Yacht, the Octopus DOMINATES this boat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus_(yacht)

Right... notice the lack of great big collapsible water holes in the bow...of the Octopus as opposed to those nice big ones in that other "bow".

When the ocean says its time to test your boat... you had better be damn sure it can withstand all that angry water that is trying to kill you.

[riddler 0]

Both monumental tributes to two monumental egos. For the cost of both boats, we probably could have eliminated Polio from the world.

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