FlyingRhenquest 1 #1 November 21, 2012 Got a new electric razor and was reading through the warnings. Yadda yadda yadda don't charge near a sink blah blah blah... 5. Do not drop or insert any object into any orifice. Wait... What?! OK, I'd like to see the lawsuit that drove that warning's inclusion on the list of warnings. Now that I think about it, I might include it on my short list of "Life's Lessons" when anyone ever asks me what I've learned over the course of my life.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 November 21, 2012 must be a serious gape if you can DROP it in an orifice scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #3 November 21, 2012 Quote must be a serious gape if you can DROP it in an orifice Google for Kirk Johnson aka the Goatse man.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 November 21, 2012 Quote Quote must be a serious gape if you can DROP it in an orifice Google for Kirk Johnson aka the Goatse man. Something tells me I really don't want to do that... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #5 November 21, 2012 Quote Quote Quote must be a serious gape if you can DROP it in an orifice Google for Kirk Johnson aka the Goatse man. Something tells me I really don't want to do that... same herescissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 November 21, 2012 Quote Quote Quote must be a serious gape if you can DROP it in an orifice Google for Kirk Johnson aka the Goatse man. Something tells me I really don't want to do that... Something tells me you did anyways."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 November 21, 2012 I just read the text. I didn't look at any pics. And people say OUR hobby is strange. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loch1957 0 #8 November 22, 2012 I'm trying my best not to look it up.Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #9 November 22, 2012 Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
