jceman 1 #1 November 24, 2012 Thanks for all the fun. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpeDiem3 0 #3 November 24, 2012 Perhaps you would like to explain who Major Nelson is, and what Tango Uniform means. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 November 24, 2012 QuotePerhaps you would like to explain who Major Nelson is, and what Tango Uniform means. Larry Hagman dead?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #5 November 24, 2012 Well I'll be darned. He made it to 81, so that's not too bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 November 24, 2012 So who killed JR? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 November 24, 2012 Quote, and what Tango Uniform means. Tango Uniform is phonetic alphabet for T.U., which is the acronym for "tits up", which is how dead goldfish float in a bowl. When a machine, a person or an animal dies, some use the phrase "went tits up" to describe the status. Pretty round about, eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 November 24, 2012 Quote So who killed JR? Father Time. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 November 24, 2012 When the new Dallas series came out, we bought & watched all the old ones from the 80's...cool perspective. That show was well written and superbly acted for the most part...Sierra Hotel if you will. I hadn't remembered that Ginger from Gilligan's Island was J.R.'s secretary & love interest for a while at the beginning. ...his last wish? He wants his ashes spread over a field of wheat and marijuana to be harvested in a few years and made into a cake so everyone can eat a part of him! THAT will make ya Dream of Jeannie!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #10 November 24, 2012 It's just a dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpeDiem3 0 #11 November 24, 2012 QuotePretty round about, eh? Yep. And now the moderators will have to deal with other dupicate "Larry Hagman dead" threads, because no one will understand what this one means. I don't know why people can't just speak plain English... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 November 24, 2012 Quote Quote Pretty round about, eh? Yep. And now the moderators will have to deal with other dupicate "Larry Hagman dead" threads, because no one will understand what this one means. I don't know why people can't just speak plain English... I understood it... I guess I'm no one! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #13 November 24, 2012 QuoteQuotePretty round about, eh? Yep. And now the moderators will have to deal with other dupicate "Larry Hagman dead" threads, because no one will understand what this one means. I don't know why people can't just speak plain English... Go kill someone else's buzz. Jeez, jump solo only? Hey I have an idea. Go into Bonfire and bum out a boobies thread, too. Might as well be a little pest in every forum, eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #14 November 24, 2012 Me thinks it is SOP for the person behind the screen name....just a guess. He's been here before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #15 November 24, 2012 Quote Quote , and what Tango Uniform means. Tango Uniform is phonetic alphabet for T.U., which is the acronym for "tits up", which is how dead goldfish float in a bowl. Goldfish have tits?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 November 24, 2012 Quote Quote Quote , and what Tango Uniform means. Tango Uniform is phonetic alphabet for T.U., which is the acronym for "tits up", which is how dead goldfish float in a bowl. Goldfish have tits? Everything has tits~ Neighbors Porsche has a bra...makes ya wonder sometimes. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #17 November 24, 2012 In the early 80's as the Navy became somewhat PC, we were ordered to change that to 'Toes Up'. This was also when we were ordered to remove all images of nudity from all areas including personal areas - your locker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 November 24, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Pretty round about, eh? Yep. And now the moderators will have to deal with other dupicate "Larry Hagman dead" threads, because no one will understand what this one means. I don't know why people can't just speak plain English... I understood it... I guess I'm no one! I understood it, Im not even a yank AND i didnt know larry Hagman died, Some of us are just more smartz Jim You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 November 25, 2012 Quote In the early 80's as the Navy became somewhat PC, we were ordered to change that to 'Toes Up'. This was also when we were ordered to remove all images of nudity from all areas including personal areas - your locker. In the early 80's the boss's desk always had a couple of copies of Penthouse and Playboy for reading on the graveyard shifts. As we got more PC, those went away but I'd keep a couple of copies of Playboy in my locker for the mid shift guys. Even that got to be sketchy, worried about someone complaining so now it's just People magazine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #20 November 25, 2012 Quote Goldfish have tits? Yes, very itty bitty . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #21 November 25, 2012 Quote Quote Goldfish have tits? Yes, very itty bitty . . . Milkfish: Who knew? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strife 0 #22 November 25, 2012 Quote Goldfish have tits? http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/gold+fishtits_76fdce_3701689.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites