SO, Who Wants to Strangle a Family Member, After Christmas Dinner?

[oldwomanc6 60]

Just Sayin'

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[ruleofpull 0]

I told my uncle in law and then husband to "Fuck off" and "Go fuck yourself" around the dinner table. I was only partially kidding.

[ryoder 1,590]

I've never understood the social custom of wasting a perfectly good day off by spending it with relatives.

That said, you know if you strangle them before dinner, there is more food to go around.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[oldwomanc6 60]

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I told my uncle in law and then husband to "Fuck off" and "Go fuck yourself" around the dinner table. I was only partially kidding.

Yep, the art of saying what you really mean, with a smile on your face, so they don't really believe that you just said it and mean it.

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[jimmytavino 16]

hahaha


IF i strangled one of the In-Laws...
then I'd be one of the Out - Laws

just sayin'



HAppy NEW YEAR!!

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I've never understood the social custom of wasting a perfectly good day off by spending it with relatives waiting for a holiday to strangle a relative. .

Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[Amazon 7]

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Just Sayin'

There is a very good reason I put 3000 miles betwixt them and me.. I do so love drama-less holidays

[ryoder 1,590]

Fark: "The best part of Christmas is when your relatives leave... in the back of a cop car"
(With link to story of a family get together that ended in a stabbing)

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Rick 67]

How much you payin?

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!