BillyVance 35 #1 December 10, 2012 Just so we don't get confused with the older threads. Post your predictions, notes, observations, bullshit, whatever. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 December 10, 2012 Prediction: We will all enjoy BillyVance's company when this thing is done with. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #3 December 10, 2012 I dunno. I have seen the way people speak to him in person. Knowing full well he can read their lips no less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #4 December 11, 2012 Quote Prediction: We will all enjoy BillyVance's company when this thing is done with. Observation : Billy was a lot more humble and lovable before Saban arrived in Tuscaloosa. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 December 11, 2012 Billy has become like a fucking Bama Billboard. His knowledge of Alabama football (and SEC) is as encyclopedic as his knowledge of rasslin. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 December 11, 2012 Quote Billy has become like a fucking Bama Billboard. His knowledge of Alabama football (and SEC) is as encyclopedic as his knowledge of rasslin. ...and Porn! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 December 11, 2012 Well, he cannot identify the porn starlet by the sound of her moans, so he has a way to go. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 December 11, 2012 Quote Well, he cannot identify the porn starlet by the sound of her moans, so he has a way to go. LMFAO. The only porn actress that I can remember the name of is Jenna Jameson, because she was seeing UFC fighter Tito Ortiz for a while. And yes, I have seen some of her work. Anyway, back to football... Bama lands 6 players on the AP All American 3-deep teams, including FOUR on the first team! http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/2012-ap-all-america-team-list And you wonder why Alabama is a 9.5 to 10 point favorite. Roll Damn Tide."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 December 11, 2012 Quote Well, he cannot identify the porn starlet by the sound of her moans, so he has a way to go. However his other senses are more acute...smell for example, Bill can tell a clam from a crab while sniffin' through wet silk! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #10 December 12, 2012 I was going to post something about football but this is clearly not a football thread anyway - AL by 2 TD's and ND finds out what big boy SEC football is all aboutGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 December 12, 2012 Quote I was going to post something about football but this is clearly not a football thread anyway - AL by 2 TD's and ND finds out what big boy SEC football is all about eh, don't get sidetracked by the porn bullshit. But I like your way of thinking. Back in the 70's and through the 1980 season, Notre Dame's players were HUGE compared to Alabama's. That's not the case anymore. This time it's Alabama's players that are huge, fast and strong. Their outside linebackers are basically the size and power of defensive ends, but with speed. Notre Dame's offense reminds me a bit of LSU's last year. Not at all that impressive at about 26 points a game. Their offense has pretty much had to play full games due to all the close wins they had against mediocre competition (Pitt, BYU, etc). The Irish defense may just be every bit as good as advertised, especially their front 7, BUT.... Bama's offensive line is widely regarded as the best in the country, and they showed Georgia what they could do in the run game with a SEC Title game record 350 yards. Then you have deep threats at WR with Amari Cooper and Kevin Norwood who can score from anywhere, most effectively from 30-50 yards out. A.J. McCarron will be the best QB the Irish face all season. So, you know, something's got to give. The Irish's weakness is the defensive back corps, so look for Alabama to throw quite a bit early on. Then let the run game take over late and wear those Irish asses out. That's what I'd like to see. I want Bama beating the fucking luck out of the Irish! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #12 December 12, 2012 Quote That's what I'd like to see. I want Bama beating the fucking luck out of the Irish! Tongue +1We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 December 12, 2012 Here's a fun little game, if you're an Alabama fan, or if you hate Notre Dame. Go here: http://www.whatifsports.com/beyondtheboxscore/default.asp?article=2012CFB_BowlPreview Go down to the bottom where the Alabama vs Notre Dame match-up is. You can simulate the game however you want, roster changes, temps/weather, game plan, etc. Just hit the Simulate button. Then change some settings, and play again. I've gone through 10 different scenarios, and Alabama comes out on top EVERY TIME, scoring anywhere from 23-52 points and Notre Dame from 0-14 points. Interesting.... Maybe Whatifsports.com is biased toward Alabama, but it was fun. Additionally, you can find your favorite team and run its bowl simulation to your heart's content. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #14 December 12, 2012 I never thought I'd be rooting for Notre Dame because they are the underdog..."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 December 12, 2012 QuoteI never thought I'd be rooting for Notre Dame because they are the underdog... IIRC, LSU was the underdog in the last BCS title game too, but not by much. They got hammered 21-0. The large (relatively) spread for this game is a bit surprising."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 December 19, 2012 Thanks a lot Jimmy Clausen. You have pretty much effectively doomed your alma mater to an ass whupping by tweeting a picture of a BCS title game t-shirt with "Catholics vs Cousins" on it. Thanks for the bulletin board material. The Tide will put it to good use in Miami. Only wish YOU were the QB. Having fun being the back up QB to an SEC QB at Carolina, eh? Sucker. Anybody remember the "I'd rather shower at Penn State..." shirts that LSU came out with last year? Yeah, how'd that work out? A 21-0 corn-dog whupping. Roll Damn Tide. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #17 December 20, 2012 Go BAMA All I can say without gettin kicked to SC, Y'all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 January 3, 2013 Four more days. Can't wait! Guess I will have to settle for watching tonight's Fiesta Bowl, which should be the second best bowl of the season. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #19 January 3, 2013 Quote Four more days. Can't wait! Likewise. Saban will have his guys ready to go. I doubt they'll underestimate ND.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #20 January 4, 2013 AL might be able to beat SC but they don't want any of this Chuck Norris even ordered a #7 jerseyGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #21 January 4, 2013 Quote AL might be able to beat SC but they don't want any of this Chuck Norris even ordered a #7 jersey LMAO, that was good. He's an absolute beast. Didn't get many tackles in the bowl but that lick he laid on the poor sucker BAM! Wow... Reminded me of Cornelius Bennett's sack of Notre Dame QB Steve Beuerlein other than the helmet flying off."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #22 January 4, 2013 Quotebut that lick he laid on the poor sucker BAM! Yeah, it was big and showy, but it wasn't that powerful....after Clowney hit him and picked up the ball, Vincent Smith reached up and pulled Clowney back down to the turf, then got up and trotted off the field. Here's a REAL hit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEccmg4JRbE Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 January 6, 2013 Quote Quote but that lick he laid on the poor sucker BAM! Yeah, it was big and showy, but it wasn't that powerful....after Clowney hit him and picked up the ball, Vincent Smith reached up and pulled Clowney back down to the turf, then got up and trotted off the field. Here's a REAL hit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEccmg4JRbE Don Ouch! So hard neither player played again! This one is my favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUoi8r32CE8 Steve Beuerlein was knocked out cold and suffered a concussion. Cornelius Bennett played I think 17 or 18 seasons in the NFL and is one of the all time greatest LBs in college football history. Though some will say Derrick Thomas was better."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #24 January 6, 2013 Interesting read: SEC Football by the Numbers http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2013/01/sec_football_by_the_numbers_bc_2.html"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #25 January 6, 2013 Another one: Position by position, comparing Alabama and Notre Dame http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2013/01/position-by-position_alabama_h.html#incart_river"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
