Poll: The ways of your wipe

[J-S 0]

Please explain yourselves.

[skydiverbry 0]

I don't ever shit so this poll does not pertain to me!






Bry

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D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing

Seems like there's a cultural bias to the poll. So let me ask you, if you touched crap, would you be content to just wipe your hand with a piece of paper, or would you wash it with warm, soapy water? If you'd want to wash it, why treat your asshole any differently? Aren't you just leaving the scene while you are still dirty?

That kind of leaves me wondering where the USA falls in world asshole cleanliness. If I were to guess, I'd say the Japanese probably have the cleanest assholes in the world. At least judging by the amount of R&D they seem to put into their toilets. And I believe there are still a number of countries around the world where indoor plumbing is not common.

I'd be willing to bet that if you conducted a poll, "How do you think your nation would rate against other nations in anal cleanliness," people would generally answer near the top. I think if you then ran the actual numbers, you'd get a different story.

This would be interesting except that we've already observed this phenomena on many other subjects; take the common Fox news assertion that the USA has the greatest health care system in the world, while in fact we rank toward the bottom of industrialized nations. Or the disbelief you're met with if you tell someone the USA imprisons more people per capita than any other country in the world. So this whole discussion merely illustrates another potential subject on which we could find this effect in action. Since this is the case, it hardly warrants more than a footnote.

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[BIGUN 1,469]

Kiss my ass.

Then you tell me.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[piisfish 140]

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So let me ask you, if you touched crap, would you be content to just wipe your hand with a piece of paper, or would you wash it with warm, soapy water? If you'd want to wash it, why treat your asshole any differently?

I dont'eat, shake hands or pick my nose with my butthole

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Phillbo 11]

99% of all constipated people don't give a shit.

[NWFlyer 2]

My shit don't stink.

Nah, it does, sometimes. Other times it doesn't. Yeah, I check it out because it's a good indicator of how well the whole system is working.

I'm right handed, but I discovered when I had surgery on my left shoulder and had my arm in a sling for a few days that apparently wiping is one of the things that I always always always do with my left. I also blow my nose with my left, and open jars.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[skydiver30960 0]

Walt?


Elvisio "check the room for cold spots" Rodriguez