dthames 0 #1 January 23, 2013 The first week in Jan my wife and I were at Zhills, visiting. A fellow landed in a tall tree just north and east of the concrete bunker. My wife stepped out to see the situation and overheard this……From the ground, “Don’t feel bad, you are the 5th one this week that has landed in a tree”. From the tree, “BUT I am 2 of them”.Instructor quote, “What's weird is that you're older than my dad!” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #2 January 23, 2013 Thanks, mate.The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #3 January 23, 2013 I watched a guy land in a tree, walked over there and the girl next to me made him meow like a stuck and scared cat."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 January 24, 2013 Quote I watched a guy land in a tree, walked over there and the girl next to me made him meow like a stuck and scared cat. Which is a good idea. You may remember the jumper in the trees up north somewhere (Pepperell?) and the city sent him a bill for $10K. If you're in the trees, somebody should throw you a cat. They get cats out of treas for free. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,468 #5 January 24, 2013 Hi Pops, Quote They get cats out of trees for free. A couple of lifetimes ago I was a fire-fighter here in Portland. They always told the story of the fire crew that came & got the cat out of the tree for the old lady. Then proceeded to drive over it as they headed back to the station. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #6 January 24, 2013 Quote TO a person stuck in a tree. I was the first person to a student who decided to end her skydive about 30 feet above the ground. She was OK, but we had to wait a few minutes for other/more help to arrive. In making conversation I asked her, "Other than that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" It took her a second or two and then she broke out laughing. She was cool and even came back again, "to do it right".Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #7 January 24, 2013 Don't yell "AIM FOR THE TREE" at the AFF students. They actually will aim for the tree.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 January 24, 2013 Quote If you're in the trees, somebody should throw you a cat. They get cats out of treas for free. If you are in Georgia, you might try looking up and see if you can catch an uncaught cat."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 January 24, 2013 Quote Quote If you're in the trees, somebody should throw you a cat. They get cats out of treas for free. If you are in Georgia, you might try looking up and see if you can catch an uncaught cat. That will go over the heads of a lot of people. Ahh the Cat Chasing Championship'sI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #10 January 24, 2013 QuoteDon't yell "AIM FOR THE TREE" at the AFF students. They actually will aim for the tree. Don't look at what you don't want to land on.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 January 24, 2013 Quote Quote Don't yell "AIM FOR THE TREE" at the AFF students. They actually will aim for the tree. Don't look at what you don't want to land on. I keep looking at all the hot chicks I can see... Still waiting for the 'landing'"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
