popsjumper 2 #1 January 25, 2013 Yes! For the 16th consecutive year Dade City, near Tampa, hosts the annual Kumquat Festival. And, yes...the jokes are numerous...got one of your own? In Plant City, they selected this year's Strawberry Queen to preside over the ever-popular Strawberry Festival. We call her Short Cake. NEWS FLASH! In response to Tampa's refusal to turn over the keys to the city, Pirate Jose Gaspar is attacking vigorously with his band of drunken pirates. The pirates crash landed this morning and are being attacked themselves by our local wenches. Never a shortage of exciting things to do in Tampa. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #2 January 25, 2013 Don't forget the pig fest in Lakeland. And, I think there's supposed to be some sort of BBQ competition going on somewhere around here, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #3 January 25, 2013 Gasparilla floats for everyone! oh yeah GO BUCS!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 January 25, 2013 They invaded the area this week, lots of gunfire/cannons going off downtown. Didn't seem to help shorten the line at the Taco Bus though. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 January 25, 2013 http://gasparillapiratefest.com/ http://www.flstrawberryfestival.com/ http://www.kumquatfestival.org/ and for your enjoyment*.... *sorry, I couldn't get the Queen's nekkid shots. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #6 January 25, 2013 Earn your beads! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 January 25, 2013 Quote Earn your beads! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 January 25, 2013 Quote Earn your beads! http://xkcd.com/996/"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 January 25, 2013 My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #11 January 25, 2013 Quotethere's supposed to be some sort of BBQ competition going on Don't tell the pigs that. They won't show up for the pig fest.You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 January 25, 2013 Quote Quote Earn your beads! Was that Sunshine?? In the shopping cart, I mean..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
