Interesting Demo Jump (humor)

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

Anyone else see this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWIoYSurSrw

I'd like to know who signed off on their Pro ratings. That low hook by the last one was...

Interesting.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[airtwardo 7]

VERY low hook...extremely high wing-loading.



Lucky nobody 'bought the farm'!


That last one down really needs to be put through the grinder!!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Arvoitus 1]

So how long until some tards are going to complain how cruel it is to use cows in a skydiving stunt?

Your rights end where my feelings begin.

[Andy9o8 2]

What was that control input that last jumper did? Gotta get me one of those.

[jimjumper 25]

Landing!? I want to see that exit!

[popsjumper 2]

Rather have cows than patties?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[airtwardo 7]

Rather be a hammer than a nail!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Abedy 0]

Well, chickens tell ya that is why there's so much beef around! All 'em cows hooking themselves into the ground...

@jimjumper: I bet they got out of a skyvan?

Not only do I wait for someone to complain about cruel treatment of animals, but also: Wingload discussions! And: What AADs do cows prefer?

Going on: Do cows make tandem jumps? If yes, are the TIs all bulls? Do they prefer SigMoos to DualCows? Do cow TIs do handicam with a GoMoo? Is the udder-strap modification for student harnesses mandatory? How many hours do you have to wait to milk the cow after a tandem jump?
How many jumps does it take to become a Skygod-Cow?
Have there been any reports about the infamous Golden Cows attacking abattoirs? So many questions!

Nice one, TA!

The sky is not the limit. The ground is.

The Society of Skydiving Ducks

[airtwardo 7]

Plenty of udder more important things to discuss...still waiting for some hot cow to take over the Boobie thread.

Winner winner Chicken Dinner!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Rick 67]

He is taking work away form the REAL demo jumpers

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[airtwardo 7]

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He is taking work away form the REAL demo jumpers

Yeah...most 'real' pros try NOT to land on their BUNS!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Rick 67]

So we jumped into a golf course to kick of a charity golf tournament for NASCAR driver David Reutimann. His peeps posted a pic of all of us on his Facebook page. Here is one of the first comments That's cool! Not a car in sight for them to land on, either LOL!

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[airtwardo 7]

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So we jumped into a golf course to kick of a charity golf tournament for NASCAR driver David Reutimann. His peeps posted a pic of all of us on his Facebook page. Here is one of the first comments That's cool! Not a car in sight for them to land on, either LOL!

Yeah that's gonna come up until the NEXT oopsie...

I did a demo into a car dealers lot over the weekend, was told to aim for the 'used cars' if I felt the need to land on one.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[promise5 17]

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Plenty of udder more important things to discuss...still waiting for some hot cow to take over the Boobie thread.

Winner winner Chicken Dinner!

Wait a minute! what??
I think you've just insulted women in general

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[MikeJD 0]

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@jimjumper: I bet they got out of a skyvan?

Twin Udder. Yes, I know we've done the udder thing already - but it's all I've got.