ntrprnr 0 #1 February 14, 2013 Is this not insane? http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2013/02/14/blade-runner-pistorius-reportedly-being-questioned-in-shooting-death-girlfriend/ And is it too early for... "Well, he'll be found guilty, he doesn't have a leg to stand on." Or, "Gives new meaning to "Taking your girlfriend out on Valentine's Day..." Or, "They call him the Blade Runner. Maybe he thought she was a replicant."_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #2 February 14, 2013 #1 was expressed by Andy in SC. #2 goes to Jerry. You were the first I have seen to post #3. I caught the reference to the Harrison Ford movie earlier, but didn't take the next step to replicant. Although, she kicked Darryl Hannah's rear as a pleasure unit if I go by her photos.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorehambeach 9 #3 February 14, 2013 Roses are red Violets are Blue My name's Oscar Pistorius And i'm going to shoot you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 February 14, 2013 Bravo on the Blade Runner one.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 February 14, 2013 Quote#1 was expressed by Andy in SC. #2 goes to Jerry. You were the first I have seen to post #3. I caught the reference to the Harrison Ford movie earlier, but didn't take the next step to replicant. Although, she kicked Darryl Hannah's rear as a pleasure unit if I go by her photos. Funny thing; Ever read the book from which the plot was drawn? "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" In the book, sexual relations with androids was a crime."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 February 14, 2013 http://www.theonion.com/articles/double-amputee-proves-he-is-capable-of-anything,31299/"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #7 February 14, 2013 Hes been picked to represent SA In the 2016 shooting team. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #8 February 15, 2013 What did oscar get for valentines day? 20 to life without parole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #9 February 15, 2013 QuoteQuote#1 was expressed by Andy in SC. #2 goes to Jerry. You were the first I have seen to post #3. I caught the reference to the Harrison Ford movie earlier, but didn't take the next step to replicant. Although, she kicked Darryl Hannah's rear as a pleasure unit if I go by her photos. Funny thing; Ever read the book from which the plot was drawn? "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" In the book, sexual relations with androids was a crime. I had forgotten the name of the book, but I never read it. Interesting, since sex is one of the biggest drivers in android development.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #10 February 15, 2013 Wonder if he'll get a thank you card from Lance?U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #11 February 17, 2013 Quote sexual relations with androids was a crime. So if I'm watching porn on my Galaxy Droid.. Am I having sex "with" it, "with" myself, or both? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #12 February 17, 2013 Is the droid in your dominant hand? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #13 February 17, 2013 Yes, guiltyNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #15 February 22, 2013 Did anyone see the Nike ad he was in... Seriously I guess he takes these sponsorship slogans seriously. http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/02/15/1226578/344054-oscar-pistorius-039-bullet-in-chamber-039-ad.jpgWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 February 22, 2013 QuoteDid anyone see the Nike ad he was in... Seriously I guess he takes these sponsorship slogans seriously. http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/02/15/1226578/344054-oscar-pistorius-039-bullet-in-chamber-039-ad.jpg Just as "spot on" as Nike's Lance's... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIl5RxhLZ5URemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #17 February 22, 2013 Fark: "Magistrate grants Pistorius bail, no decision on where to put ankle monitor." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 February 22, 2013 Quote Fark: "Magistrate grants Pistorius bail, no decision on where to put ankle monitor." Ouch... That's cold. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #19 February 22, 2013 QuoteFark: "Magistrate grants Pistorius bail, no decision on where to put ankle monitor." Around his neck. (And feel free to force it if it doesn't fit...)Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 February 23, 2013 Quote Quote Fark: "Magistrate grants Pistorius bail, no decision on where to put ankle monitor." Around his neck. (And feel free to force it if it doesn't fit...) One of those shock collars. If he starts to go where he shouldn't, a warning shock zaps him. The next one is stronger, 3rd one drops him on the floor like a taser, 4th one puts him 6 feet under. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 February 23, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Fark: "Magistrate grants Pistorius bail, no decision on where to put ankle monitor." Around his neck. (And feel free to force it if it doesn't fit...) One of those shock collars. If he starts to go where he shouldn't, a warning shock zaps him. The next one is stronger, 3rd one drops him on the floor like a taser, 4th one puts him 6 feet under. HOW many feet? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strife 0 #22 February 24, 2013 http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/542759_4542096235347_1765177979_n.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #23 February 24, 2013 Quote http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/542759_4542096235347_1765177979_n.jpg We always get fascinated when we find leg irons without legs in 'em! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strife 0 #24 February 25, 2013 new movie based on Oscars life The Sawn-shank Redemption Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
