Keith 0 #1 August 5, 2006 I seem to have shut down every thread I've posted to in the last week. Is it because I'm gay?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 August 5, 2006 No. I'm straight, and I've been a thread killer for years... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 August 5, 2006 No, but this thread is so gay. What sucks is killing your own thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #4 August 5, 2006 QuoteNo, but this thread is so gay. What sucks is killing your own thread. Yeah well you shot that all to hell by responding didn't you Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #5 August 5, 2006 QuoteNo. I'm straight, and I've been a thread killer for years... So, are you a serial thread killer? And what makes a serial thread killer kill threads?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 August 5, 2006 If you're the last to reply to your own thread, then you're probably a gay thread killer. Good luck with this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #7 August 5, 2006 QuoteIf you're the last to reply to your own thread, then you're probably a gay thread killer. Good luck with this one. I guess this could mean I could be the official dz.com gay thread killer if I'm the last one to post to this thread Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,116 #8 August 5, 2006 >I could be the official dz.com gay thread killer . . . We'll make you a T-shirt! But then you have to go to all the DZ.com boogies and yell "SHUT UP!" a few times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 August 5, 2006 QuoteI seem to have shut down every thread I've posted to in the last week. Is it because I'm gay? You're gay!?!?!?! No shit? Naw, you just kill threads anyway. Gay doesn't matter. Now don't reply to this or you'll kill the damn thread, Keith. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #10 August 5, 2006 Quote>I could be the official dz.com gay thread killer . . . We'll make you a T-shirt! But then you have to go to all the DZ.com boogies and yell "SHUT UP!" a few times. Can I yell "SHUT UP?" Or do I have to yell 'shUt UUup?'Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #11 August 5, 2006 QuoteI seem to have shut down every thread I've posted to in the last week. Is it because I'm gay? Oh, crap. That's it. I always knew I was too comfortable with my sexuality and love of shoes. How to tell my kids..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #12 August 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteI seem to have shut down every thread I've posted to in the last week. Is it because I'm gay? Oh, crap. That's it. I always knew I was too comfortable with my sexuality and love of shoes. How to tell my kids..... "Girls I Love you and I love my sling-backs almost as much." How's that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #13 August 5, 2006 Who hasn't killed a few threads? Bet this is the last of this one....LOL By the way, Keith, the children MISS you!! PLEASE come home and stop spending our food money on shoes & jumps. We love you! ~~~April and the Keithettes Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #14 August 5, 2006 Quote Can I yell "SHUT UP?" Or do I have to yell 'shUt UUup?' That's funny. To answer the question though, you should use 'shUt UUup' most of the time with some random "SHUT UP"s now and again.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #15 August 5, 2006 Quote . . . the children MISS you!! PLEASE come home and stop spending our food money on shoes & jumps. Hey! I gave them each a sign and assigned them each and intersection median. The rest is up the them. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #16 August 5, 2006 QuoteNow don't reply to this or you'll kill the damn thread, Keith. OK John, I won't Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #17 August 5, 2006 Oh, by the way, I've asked HH several times over the years to get "Homo" under my moniker much as the 'Moderator's do and 'Pixie' does to no avail. If I'm not mistaken I Was the first openly homo around here. So, therefore I respectfully request the honor of having 'Homo' attached under my moniker. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freelyflyn71 0 #18 August 5, 2006 I think you just hunger for attention...IMHO... The Braver the Bird...The Fatter the Cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #19 August 5, 2006 QuoteI think you just hunger for attention...IMHO... You figured me out. In just 122 posts you have it all figured out. I commend you. I wish only to be like you but alas . . . I can only be . . . attention starven . . .Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #20 August 5, 2006 Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 August 5, 2006 QuoteNo. I'm straight, and I've been a thread killer for years... Me too, even the threads I start die fastYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 August 5, 2006 Quote Oh, by the way, I've asked HH several times over the years to get "Homo" under my moniker much as the 'Moderator's do and 'Pixie' does to no avail. If I'm not mistaken I Was the first openly homo around here. So, therefore I respectfully request the honor of having 'Homo' attached under my moniker. That's freak'n awesome! I'm glad HH gave you the title, now give it some time and you'll have some newbies go "what?" and drop you a PM. Or actually they'll probably PM others to ask quietly. Sort of like a conversation I had with someone about a friend of mine that happens to be bald, but wears do-rags and hats all the time to protect his scalp from burning. "Holy crap, Mark is bald...do you think he knows?"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #23 August 5, 2006 QuoteOh, by the way, I've asked HH several times over the years to get "Homo" under my moniker much as the 'Moderator's do and 'Pixie' does to no avail. If I'm not mistaken I Was the first openly homo around here. So, therefore I respectfully request the honor of having 'Homo' attached under my moniker. That is fucking awesome Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 August 5, 2006 QuoteSo, therefore I respectfully request the honor of having 'Homo' attached under my moniker. Wow, you have power! I wonder if he'd let me have, "Da Man". She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #25 August 5, 2006 HA, you magnificent sneaky bastards! this is a great thread for nervous straight people who are afraid of the word gay, yes I'm talking to you....reading this right now. Well are you gonna post or what? quick, you better switch threads..... lurkerBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites