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Keith

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If you're the last to reply to your own thread, then you're probably a gay thread killer. Good luck with this one.:D



I guess this could mean I could be the official dz.com gay thread killer if I'm the last one to post to this thread B|
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Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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>I could be the official dz.com gay thread killer . . .

We'll make you a T-shirt! But then you have to go to all the DZ.com boogies and yell "SHUT UP!" a few times.



Can I yell "SHUT UP?" Or do I have to yell 'shUt UUup?'
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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I seem to have shut down every thread I've posted to in the last week. Is it because I'm gay?



Oh, crap. That's it. I always knew I was too comfortable with my sexuality and love of shoes.

How to tell my kids.....



"Girls I Love you and I love my sling-backs almost as much." How's that? :ph34r:
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Who hasn't killed a few threads?

Bet this is the last of this one....LOL

By the way, Keith, the children MISS you!! PLEASE come home and stop spending our food money on shoes & jumps. We love you! ~~~April and the Keithettes


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Can I yell "SHUT UP?" Or do I have to yell 'shUt UUup?'



That's funny.

To answer the question though, you should use 'shUt UUup' most of the time with some random "SHUT UP"s now and again.
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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. . . the children MISS you!! PLEASE come home and stop spending our food money on shoes & jumps.



Hey! I gave them each a sign and assigned them each and intersection median. The rest is up the them. :|
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Oh, by the way, I've asked HH several times over the years to get "Homo" under my moniker much as the 'Moderator's do and 'Pixie' does to no avail. If I'm not mistaken I Was the first openly homo around here. So, therefore I respectfully request the honor of having 'Homo' attached under my moniker. B|
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Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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I think you just hunger for attention...IMHO...:|



You figured me out. In just 122 posts you have it all figured out. I commend you. I wish only to be like you but alas . . . I can only be . . . attention starven . . .
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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No. I'm straight, and I've been a thread killer for years...


Me too, even the threads I start die fast[:/]
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?

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Oh, by the way, I've asked HH several times over the years to get "Homo" under my moniker much as the 'Moderator's do and 'Pixie' does to no avail. If I'm not mistaken I Was the first openly homo around here. So, therefore I respectfully request the honor of having 'Homo' attached under my moniker.



That's freak'n awesome! I'm glad HH gave you the title, now give it some time and you'll have some newbies go "what?" and drop you a PM. Or actually they'll probably PM others to ask quietly. Sort of like a conversation I had with someone about a friend of mine that happens to be bald, but wears do-rags and hats all the time to protect his scalp from burning. "Holy crap, Mark is bald...do you think he knows?"
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Oh, by the way, I've asked HH several times over the years to get "Homo" under my moniker much as the 'Moderator's do and 'Pixie' does to no avail. If I'm not mistaken I Was the first openly homo around here. So, therefore I respectfully request the honor of having 'Homo' attached under my moniker. B|




That is fucking awesome:D

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So, therefore I respectfully request the honor of having 'Homo' attached under my moniker.



Wow, you have power! I wonder if he'd let me have, "Da Man". :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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HA, you magnificent sneaky bastards! this is a great thread for nervous straight people who are afraid of the word gay, yes I'm talking to you....reading this right now. Well are you gonna post or what? quick, you better switch threads.....




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