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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?










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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."

Back to the original topic. I didn’t think the add was even a little funny. Oh well.

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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.


Can I move? I'm better when I move.










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.


Can I move? I'm better when I move.


I'm working on a location east of Fort Collins, CO, the guy driving me thinks he's reenacting this commercial!!!B|
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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.


Can I move? I'm better when I move.


I'm working on a location east of Fort Collins, CO, the guy driving me thinks he's reenacting this commercial!!!B|


Just tell him~



"I work for Mr E H Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad........."










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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.


Can I move? I'm better when I move.


Rules??? In a knife fight???
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.


Can I move? I'm better when I move.


Rules??? In a knife fight???



Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.










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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.


Can I move? I'm better when I move.


Rules??? In a knife fight???



Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.

"Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before."

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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.


Can I move? I'm better when I move.


Rules??? In a knife fight???



Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.

"Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before."


Well, you're a romantic bastard, I'll give you that.










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.


Can I move? I'm better when I move.


Rules??? In a knife fight???



Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.

"Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before."


Well, you're a romantic bastard, I'll give you that.


If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him!
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I find it odd that they would do that kind of commercial. I though that all the racers were about promoting safe and responsible driving and not speeding around like that.



You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at...:ph34r:


"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.":P


"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."


"Who *are* those guys???"



Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia."


Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.


Can I move? I'm better when I move.


Rules??? In a knife fight???



Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.

"Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before."


Well, you're a romantic bastard, I'll give you that.


If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him!



Don't you get sick of being right all the time?










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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