promise5 17 #1 March 18, 2013 Anyone else have a joke that they didn't get until it was explained or am I the only one? OK I'll admit I don't get a lot of jokes. The latest is one that I've heard several times and I finally asked what it meant. Seems to be a favorite around DZ's You don't lose a girlfriend you just lose your turn. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #2 March 18, 2013 WHAT?!? That's a joke?????? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 March 18, 2013 Quote WHAT?!? That's a joke?????? Only until it isn't.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #4 March 18, 2013 Quote Quote WHAT?!? That's a joke?????? Only until it isn't. You're only saying that because it was supposed to be your turn. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 March 18, 2013 Quote You don't lose a girlfriend you just lose your turn. Don't worry; You'll find another girl."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 March 18, 2013 Quote Quote Quote WHAT?!? That's a joke?????? Only until it isn't. You're only saying that because it was supposed to be your turn. Sometimes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #7 March 18, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote WHAT?!? That's a joke?????? Only until it isn't. You're only saying that because it was supposed to be your turn. Sometimes. All you need is sometimes! It'll tide you over. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 March 18, 2013 Quote Anyone else have a joke that they didn't get until it was explained or am I the only one? OK I'll admit I don't get a lot of jokes. The latest is one that I've heard several times and I finally asked what it meant. Seems to be a favorite around DZ's You don't lose a girlfriend you just lose your turn. It has to do with how your pronounce Oranges... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 March 18, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote WHAT?!? That's a joke?????? Only until it isn't. You're only saying that because it was supposed to be your turn. Sometimes. All you need is sometimes! It'll tide you over. One word . . . priapic.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #10 March 18, 2013 Do you know how hard I worked to get that to sound like orangesNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #11 March 18, 2013 Quote You don't lose a girlfriend you just lose your turn. True "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 March 18, 2013 Quote Quote You don't lose a girlfriend you just lose your turn. True That's why you should always have a few of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 March 18, 2013 Quote Quote Quote You don't lose a girlfriend you just lose your turn. True That's why you should always have a few of them. turns or girlfriends? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #14 March 18, 2013 I missed my turn once... Still mad about that one Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 March 18, 2013 Quote That's why you should always have a few of them. turns or girlfriends? uh, girlfriends. . . back when I was single. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 March 18, 2013 Quote back when I was single. Nice recover, John. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 March 18, 2013 Quote Quote back when I was single. Nice recover, John. Truthin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 March 19, 2013 Quote Quote Quote back when I was single. Nice recover, John. Truthin' Thin ice, John...thin ice. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
