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At my old dropzone I was so busy with students some days they called me "Johnny Jumpmaster." I guess there's worse nick names than that. :)



I heard you *really* got busy with that blond one.:ph34r:


Ya know, when I was in the sixth grade (1969), I was the last spelling bee contestant and the word was "Blonde." "The boy had blond hair."

Which I spelled B-L-O-N-D-E
"I'm sorry, that is incorrect."
My brain was reeling from what did I just spell, so with my last chance to be the SB Champion...
I pronounced, "Blonde."
And, spelled,; B-L-O-N-D and I paused and paused and my brain finally said "E"
"I'm sorry, that is incorrect."
Why is that incorrect?!??!?! Because boys have "Blond" hair & Girls have "Blonde" hair.


"Chaotic? Wake up, Tom! You know, and I know, that chaos and bedlam are consuming the entire world! UV light waves are only the beginning, Tom. We have an inch of topsoil left. Sexually transmitted diseases, deforestation, irreversibly progressive depletion of the global gene pool. It all adds up to oblivion, pal. Governments will fall, anarchies will reign. It's a brave new world."
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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A few I've had over the years in this sport:

Deaf fooker
Deaf bastard
deaf cunt

:S:D

Fucking Lee... miss that guy. [:/]



Well, looking at your avatar, I'd suggest "Def Leppard"...oh wait, that's a tiger.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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A few I've had over the years in this sport:

Deaf fooker
Deaf bastard
deaf cunt

:S:D

Fucking Lee... miss that guy. [:/]



Well, looking at your avatar, I'd suggest "Def Leppard"...oh wait, that's a tiger.


:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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