You did what???

[oldwomanc6 60]

Hi, Johnny!

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[oldwomanc6 60]

I knew you couldn't resist for very long. You love us!

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[JohnnyMarko 1]

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I knew you couldn't resist for very long. You love us!

I lurk every now and again. I only kind of love you guys. Every since I quit jumping, I don't post a whole lot, just meaningful stuff, like me being drunk n naked.

[oldwomanc6 60]

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I knew you couldn't resist for very long. You love us!

I lurk every now and again. I only kind of love you guys. Every since I quit jumping, I don't post a whole lot, just meaningful stuff, like me being drunk n naked.

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[JohnMitchell 16]

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You want a tooth? I can get you a tooth.

You can't handle the tooth!

[promise5 17]

I was thinking more of the baffing thing. Also,if that's what it means why was Jack watching a guy baffing on a pin ball machine. Wait!! I don't want to know this is getting a little to sick and twisted for me.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[ryoder 1,590]

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I was thinking more of the baffing thing. Also,if that's what it means why was Jack watching a guy baffing on a pin ball machine. Wait!! I don't want to know this is getting a little to sick and twisted for me.

That pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[BillyVance 35]

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I was thinking more of the baffing thing. Also,if that's what it means why was Jack watching a guy baffing on a pin ball machine. Wait!! I don't want to know this is getting a little to sick and twisted for me.

He just meant the guy fell face-first right onto the machine. Just a funny play on words.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[mr2mk1g 10]

A friend on aother form I'm a member of posted this:

A few years ago when I lived on my own I started the BBQ. By the time it was hot enough to use, I'd drunk about 8 bottles of lager and done half a dozen vodka shots.

Instead of cooking, I carried on drinking, and started setting fire to things. Once I'd run out of paper I started on wood.

I woke at 11am the following day on the lounge floor, naked apart from my socks, covered in soot, and I'd ripped the kitchen door off its hinges and burnt that.

[promise5 17]

ooooohhhhhh!!!!!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[BillyVance 35]

Now for my memorable drunken night - Went to dinner with fellow skydivers to "mourn" a friend that was killed in the sport. Had 3 or 4 beers with dinner, then everybody bought round after round of tequila shots. I think probably 4 or 5. I was riding with friends but was clearly tipsy walking back to the car. I get in the back passenger side seat of a 4 car sedan with 4 people in it.

Somewhere along the way and I don't remember it because I blacked out but I puked on the floor, barely missing the head of the girl in front of me slightly reclined. Driver asks "what's Billy doing?" Guy next to me replies "you don't want to know and can you please roll down all the windows?"

5 months later the owner of the car never could get the smell out so she ended up trading it in for another car. I told her I was sorry but she said it was one of the most fun nights she had with us.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban