If you had a naked, off landing, would you . . . ?

[kelel01 1]

Well?

I know my answer . . .

[lawrocket 3]

Many possibilities and permutations. Say this was a yrear ago, and I was naked along with some female skybabe. Landing off was hopefully planned.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[skybytch 273]

Would I what? Wrap my canopy around myself and walk back to the dz?

Am I alone? With someone of the same gender? Different gender? Multiple people of the same gender? Multiple people of mixed genders?

[Yoshi 0]

take off my gear...pack it and walk back as if nothing happened... perhaps even stop by the local gas station to get a soda.... or try to hitch a ride back with n unsuspecting motorist..

actually I dont do the naked thing jumpin... but if I did in some freak of an accident find myself naked landing off I would prob just wrap up in my canopy and walk back.

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[happythoughts 0]

Depends. I only jump a 150. If I had wood, it wouldn't cover me completely.

[kelel01 1]

I didn't consider those things, b/c for me, the answer is the same regardless.

But let's say you're alone, but not far from a roadway where there could be other jumpers/whuffos nearby . . .

[riddler 0]

Where's the option of finding another attractive naked jumper and wrapping the canopy around both of you?

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[Luv2Fall 0]

Might as well flaunt it.

[kelel01 1]

That would fall under "Other", but that is a damn nice option that I did not think of . . . just look out for sticks and "other things" that could "poke" holes in your canopy.

[gremlin 0]

Gobsmacked by the results so far. Never realised skydivers were so prudish. Only reason I would wrap my canopy around me would be to stop me getting frost-bite here in the UK.

I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

[samhussey 0]

Well, it would be kinda cold... There could be some shrinkage issues that could damage an otherwise untarnished reputation...

[Vertifly 0]

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Carry the canopy open in your hand, but use your hot, naked skydiverness to help you find a ride

I think my ass may be white (or hot) enough to blind a driveby. Then I could just hitch a ride. LOL Is this what you meant by this? Why, did this happen to you? That would be soooo funny.

[Brains 2]

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could damage an otherwise untarnished reputation...

Yeah right, we're talking about skydiver here.

I would just walk back like nothing happened, i think the locals around our dz are used to it by now.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[kelel01 1]

Nope, definitely has not happened to me . . . and I can foresee that the most naked I will ever be skydiving is topless, and that wouldn't be that big of a deal . . . then I'd definitely use the boobage to help me find a ride.

Just kidding. That's scary.

[Remster 30]

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Would I what? Wrap my canopy around myself and walk back to the dz?

Am I alone? With someone of the same gender? Different gender? Multiple people of the same gender? Multiple people of mixed genders?

Reminds me of an old thread about off landings and skydiver lingerie

Remster

[chopchop 0]

IF I was alone, I'd do whatever would get me back the quickest... and my nakedness would definitely NOT help me get a ride. I'd use it to cover myself so I would have a chance at getting a ride.

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[Casch 0]

It all depends on where I land. If I'm right along side a road, I'll just wrap the canopy around me and hitch a ride. If I'm out in the middle of a field, or the woods or something, I'm gonna try and pack that sucker up, and the locals are just gonna have to learn to cope with the sight of my naked ass

[panzwami 0]

I'd pack the canopy up and throw my rig over my shoulder. Then, I'd simply walk to the nearest college campus and ask for a phone...

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[kelel01 1]

So, Matt, you gonna do any naked jumps in Dublin? I'll spot for ya!

[skybytch 273]

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IF I was alone

And.. uh... what might you do if you weren't alone, hmmm Roy?

[KrisFlyZ 0]

I would not do a naked jump......will be doing the world a favour that way(by not doing it that is).

Brings up an interesting question. What does sweat do to ZP Nylon?

[Vertifly 0]

Is it ok to be too self-conscious (or perhaps even "vain") to skydive without clothes? I get freaked out by seeing the cheeks on my face flap around on exit. And after seeing Mike McGowan's video of a naked big-way skydive (the from-underneath view), this will probably never happen. My odds of getting naked in public usually only increase with Sambuca or other 'ground-candies'. LOL

[billvon 3,090]

When we landed off during nude jumps in Quincy, the amount of time it took to get back seemed to depend directly on how many women we had on the load. A brazilian guy hitchhiked for about five minutes and no one stopped; once Anita struggled up to the road we had a ride within about 30 seconds.

Note on nude jumps - attach a pair of shorts to your chest strap with a rubber band just in case. Or take a fanny pack. The objective of a nude jump (to me, anyway) is to skydive without any clothes on, not to parade around after you land naked.

[PhillyKev 0]

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I'd try to figure out who the bastard is that stole my clothes in freefall. Cause there's no way my plump, pale, hairy ass is getting out of a plane naked. I make this sacrifice for all skydivers that might be sharing the sky with me.

[kelel01 1]

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Is it ok to be too self-conscious (or perhaps even "vain") to skydive without clothes?

Hell yes! I hate watching my (face) cheeks flap on video! It's so embarassing . . . I like my videos to be done from 10-20 feet away . . . My shirt came up on one vid, and it just looks funny with all the rippling . . . not attractive at all.

Edited b/c I answered the question backwards . . .