BBC: Beer, Boobies, and Cell phones

[Krip 2]

Hi
I considered using a subject of Boobies and beer for obvious reasons but to keep from getting confused i decided to post in chronological order.

Weathers been in the 80s and I've been whining for three days for a cold green bottle. Decide to man up go to town and buy a cold case.

We head down the beer aisle of the air conditioned supermarket and get distracted by a nice lady walking toward us in a low cut dress suited for the weather

What a dress outstanding colors , the top had some kind of a split in the front, with the corners folded outwards. Tastefull qty of cleavage for her age.

I'm trying to play it looking for cold green bottles and the local boobies.

What does all this have to do with cell phones.? The nice young lady got a text and had the phone parked next to one of her boobs.

Not to self, drink more beer , get into town more on warm days.

I don't have a cell phone but if I need to borrow one, I think I know where to ask and would need directions.

R

One Jump Wonder

[skyjumpenfool 2]

Next time, wear your camera helmet and get video!!
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Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

[Krip 2]

skyjumpenfool

Next time, wear your camera helmet and get video!!
(.)(.)

Sounds to creepy at my advanced age. Can't run fast enough.

I was so impressed that I couldn't find the case of green bottles and had to ask the nice lady for some help finding the brand I coulnt do without.

Question? If a lady isn't carrying a purse, and is wearing a dress without pockets, are boobies/bra, s a commen carrying place?

I don't have a cell phone, wo knows I may have to borrow one I want to be sure and borrow a phone from the right person.

Someone else butt cheek, back pocket cell phone, never tried it, sounds nasty.

But a boobie bra cell phone sounds like a more attractive alternative. I may have to apply for a govt grant and conduct a cleavage survey to determine how commen this practice is.

I'm actually quite concerned about the potential adverse health effects due to the close proximity between the boobies and the cell phones.

If anyone else wants to do their own independent survey go for it. We can compare notes and everyone will get credit for their dedicated hard work.

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are you looking at my boobies?

Who meI'm just looking for a cell phone that I can borrow so I can call 911

One Jump Wonder

[sfzombie13 324]

i've seen it lost of times, must be at least fairly common. of course, it may just mean that i was looking in that direction...

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