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Nataly

Creative ideas for noisy tourists...

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DougH

You should bang them and give them some sort of a VD to take home as a souvenir.

Or maybe you can just yell at them in a crotchety old man voice, " you damn kids get off my grass".

Or maybe you should lighten up a bit and partake in some of their fun. I know when I get hung up on something it only bothers me more and more, but if you join in and lighten up, it seems trivial afterwards.




I'm not getting out of bed 3 times per night to walk through the streets laughing and yelling with a bunch of strangers... That would just be weird!!! :D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
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- my boss

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Remster

***Just do this. Remove the muffler from your big motorcycle ;)

WHEN they finally fall asleep, ride through the streets on the village with a mask on yelling ZORRO! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!



Oh, I forgot... A mask, but nakid otherwise.;)


Remi, you know damn well I can't ride through my village on my bike - the stairs, the stairs!!!! :D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Nataly


I'm not getting out of bed 3 times per night to walk through the streets laughing and yelling with a bunch of strangers... That would just be weird!!! :D:D



You didn't rule out the other two suggestions. ;)
"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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ryoder

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Ooh yeah! I know a lady here who is frequently disturbed by noise! Perhaps you could get in touch with her and get some pointers! :P



I suspect it takes more than a turbine operating out of an airport 6 miles away to get Nat grumpy.;)


My boyfriend snores louder than a turbine and he is right next to me!!! :D:D:D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
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« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Nataly

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Ooh yeah! I know a lady here who is frequently disturbed by noise! Perhaps you could get in touch with her and get some pointers! :P



I suspect it takes more than a turbine operating out of an airport 6 miles away to get Nat grumpy.;)


My boyfriend snores louder than a turbine and he is right next to me!!! :D:D:D:D

So you are awake anyway. Quit your bitchin! :)

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Guess it's true what they say about the Frenchies,,they hate us Americans..eventhough we bailed you out during WWII.

But you gotta admit it, us Americans are the biggest party animals..can't help living in the best, most powerful country in the world B|
Ahhh,,it's awesome living on the top B|

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GooniesKid

Guess it's true what they say about the Frenchies,,they hate us Americans..eventhough we bailed you out during WWII.

But you gotta admit it, us Americans are the biggest party animals..can't help living in the best, most powerful country in the world B|
Ahhh,,it's awesome living on the top B|



It's not just the froggies :P:P:P

And I'm not French - I'm a Canadian, I have a British passport, and I live in France (for now) ;)
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- my boss

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***Guess it's true what they say about the Frenchies,,they hate us Americans..eventhough we bailed you out during WWII.

But you gotta admit it, us Americans are the biggest party animals..can't help living in the best, most powerful country in the world B|
Ahhh,,it's awesome living on the top B|



It's not just the froggies :P:P:P

And I'm not French - I'm a Canadian, I have a British passport, and I live in France (for now) ;)


ahh, oh i see.
You know what i noticed, most of the Canadians i've run into here on the forums have been immune to my trolling.
I've had nothing but good exeriences from my Canadian brethren than most of my American counterparts :|

Hmmm, i might consider moving to Canada. :|

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Opie

***My boyfriend snores louder than a turbine and he is right next to me!!! :D:D:D:D



So you are awake anyway. Quit your bitchin! :)

YEARS of training has made me pretty much immune to the loudest of snorers... Which is a good thing, because he is the KING of snoring!!! :D:|

I can drown out constant noise, but sudden, loud bursts of yelling wake me up somehow... Hmmm...
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Hhhhhhmmm I'm thinking here. Love the glowing goo wrapped in paper towel but you could get in trouble if you ran around throwing it at people. You need a more stealth approach. Something that leaves them wondering what the crap happened. This might call for a ninja outfit and a blow gun or sling shot.
No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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GooniesKid

Guess it's true what they say about the Frenchies,,they hate us Americans..eventhough we bailed you out during WWII.

But you gotta admit it, us Americans are the biggest party animals..can't help living in the best, most powerful country in the world B|
Ahhh,,it's awesome living on the top B|



And Another SWING and a Miss......................STRIKE

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grue


When the dipshits start their hooting and hollering after dark, crack some green cyalumes and get 'em glowing.



Best use of cyalumes I ever heard:

Back in IN there was a guy who had a big outdoor hog roast on a farm, and every year he invited the skydivers to drop in. The payment was all they could eat and drink. (Whuffos had to pay an admission).

One year one of the jumpers, (after tipping a few), went out to his car, stripped naked, broke open a bunch of cyalumes, rubbed them all over his body, then came casually strolling back into the party...glowing green.B|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Hire someone to, in your neighborhood at least, go from group to group in a robe of some kind, street preaching. The earnest and kind approach is probably better than the hell-and-damnation approach -- it's much less likely to be objected to by the police.

That should take care of them :ph34r: If not, then you and your boyfriend just have to quit your jobs and join them.

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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promise5

Glow in the dark and naked? That could get interesting. Lol



Hmmm, on a previous thread you wanted to know what people sleep with (for the majority they sleep with nothing) and now you mention glow in the dark and naked...i sense a pattern here :P

Hi, my name is GooniesKid,,or G.Kid :$

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promise5

Glow in the dark and naked? That could get interesting. Lol



Unless you were jumping near the old Richland WA DZ... it was fairly close to Hanford... where all the Manhatten Project and Cold War Nuclear waste is stored... Glow in the dark takes on new meaning there at Hanford.:ph34r:
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=46.555260&lon=-119.510050&z=14&m=b

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Lol oh please !! Also, aren't you the guy in love with some girl that was posting on here? Some other girl I mean. Or wait are you the one humping legs???:P:P

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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promise5

Lol oh please !! Also, aren't you the guy in love with some girl that was posting on here? Some other girl I mean. Or wait are you the one humping legs???:P:P



That was yesterday;
Please try to keep up.:P

:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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promise5

Lol oh please !! Also, aren't you the guy in love with some girl that was posting on here? Some other girl I mean. Or wait are you the one humping legs???:P:P



Oh, that was a very very long time ago (last week) and i'm a new me.
I can't wallow in the past and let every rejection get me down. That's got to count for something right? :$

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Amazon

***Guess it's true what they say about the Frenchies,,they hate us Americans..eventhough we bailed you out during WWII.

But you gotta admit it, us Americans are the biggest party animals..can't help living in the best, most powerful country in the world B|
Ahhh,,it's awesome living on the top B|



And Another SWING and a Miss......................STRIKE

wait, which part is wrong? [:/]

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Have you thought about visiting Nataly?? I think dry humping the tourist might just be what it would take to get rid of them or at least get them to be a little quieter:P:P


Please know I'm joking!!!!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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Nataly

Ok, so it's tourist season again... For two months out of the year, we grit our teeth and ignore the noisy bastards as they flood our streets at all hours, laughing, yelling and generally having a good time (those BASTARDS!!!)... Every night, these morons party like it's New Year's Eve, totally oblivious to the fact that NOT EVERYONE IS ON BLOODY HOLIDAYS...

So instead of getting mad every time they wake me up, I have decided to take action. No, it won't change anything, because those people who "learn their lesson" will promptly be replaced by a fresh batch of bastards... But at least *I* will have the last laugh!!!

I was thinking of throwing eggs at them, but too messy. My work colleague suggested I spit at them, but my range is limited. I was thinking a bucket of ice-cold water... But I'm CERTAIN if we put our heads together we can come up with something BETTER!!! :)




Dump your chamber pot out on them as they walk under your window.

OR

Get a paint-ball gun and some of those stink-gas rounds for it that the cops use.

;)

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promise5

Have you thought about visiting Nataly?? I think dry humping the tourist might just be what it would take to get rid of them or at least get them to be a little quieter:P:P


Please know I'm joking!!!!!



Well since you asked, dry humping is my forte and would certainly get rid of them. However about making them more quieter thats a different story...when I dry hump I go straight for the "jugular" if ya know what I mean ;)
And by "jugular" I don't mean a leg or the actual jugular. .if ya know what I mean ;)

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GooniesKid

******Guess it's true what they say about the Frenchies,,they hate us Americans..eventhough we bailed you out during WWII.

But you gotta admit it, us Americans are the biggest party animals..can't help living in the best, most powerful country in the world B|
Ahhh,,it's awesome living on the top B|



And Another SWING and a Miss......................STRIKE

wait, which part is wrong? [:/]

I think Nataly answered... quite well... she is not French, she is from Canukistan.. and is just living there... in the south of France.. in a picturesque little village .. among the baguette and fromage people;)

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