Phillbo 11 #1 August 20, 2013 What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the ” nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #2 August 20, 2013 Who loves you more, your wife or your dog ? Lock them both in the truck of your car for an hour and see which one is happy to see you when you open it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 August 21, 2013 Phillbo On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the ” nuts." Some guys pay good money for that: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3242747#3242747"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
