Results of poll: Which state is...

[ryoder 1,590]

http://www.businessinsider.com/poll-how-americans-feel-about-the-states-2013-8

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Amazon 7]

I knew it... so much LOSE for the Texicans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

Reminds me of a joke I heard a while back. A Texan, a guy from Colorado and a Californian find a magic lamp and rub it. A genie comes out and says "Thank you for freeing me! I'll give you each one wish!"

The Texan thinks about it for a second and says "I want you to build a wall around Texas, one mile high, so no one can get in or out!" Genie snaps his fingers, "Done!"

The Californian says "I want you to build a wall around California, one mile high, so no one can get in or out!" Genie snaps his fingers, "Done!"

The guy from Colorado says "So there are now walls around California and Texas, one mile high, so no one can get in or out?"

The genie nods, "yes!"

The guy from Colorado says "Fill them both with water!"

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[Arvoitus 1]

How can New York have the best and the worst sports fans?

Your rights end where my feelings begin.

[skymama 37]

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The South gets high marks here, potentially because the rest of the country doesn't understand that "Bless your heart" is facetious.

There they go, tellin' our secret!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[turtlespeed 226]

Amazon

I knew it... so much LOSE for the Texicans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls

Let go of the hate Luke.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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