masterrig 1 #51 August 30, 2013 quade ***I used to jump at a DZ who had a gay TI. No one ever brought it up, but I still think it would have been hilarious to have told the male passengers afterward and filmed the reactions. And people sometimes call me a buzz kill. Here is a guy who has just done what he thinks is the most awesome, macho and brave thing anybody can do and you then tell him he enjoyed having a gay dude strapped to his back with a stiffie. Okay, yeah, that probably would be fun to see. They might jump... a little at first! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #52 August 30, 2013 The111 ***I'm just sayin' statistically it probably happens once per 500 jumps or so and we just never hear about it Where do you subscribe to these boner stats? My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #53 August 30, 2013 Anyone remember that incident a few years ago when a female tandem passenger was filing charges and/or suing a TI? He had the habit of grabbing boobs during opening shock, and the vidiots were routinely editing out that portion before giving the video to the customer. Well, one day he got a customer who was more aware of what was happening, and the game came to an end."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #54 August 31, 2013 They're nice to look at, they don't tip, they don't fly for shit and they all come with boyfriends. Give me a well tipping, short, fat guy any day. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #55 August 31, 2013 chemistSo I've been thinking about this because I've observed that a good 50% of tandem female students are like 8's, 9's, and 10's. I don't get how such a high proportion of chicks that try skydiving are so hot!? When the rate of 8-10's in the general public is <10% So when you got a stunning blonde in some cute little tights rubbing all up against you on the plane do tandem masters ever just get a hard on? Statistically someone's gotta have this happened to them with all the babes doing tandems Well if you're a professional and treat them like a student and customer, and not a piece of meat you just don't have that sort of problem come "up". Vote for the creepiest thread of the week anyone?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #56 August 31, 2013 CSpenceFLY******There's no such thing as a 10. They exist. Just remember the evil in a system is constant. And always remember: No matter how good she looks, someone somewhere is sick of her shit. And this^.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yarpos 4 #57 September 1, 2013 chemist***You posted elsewhere that you're studying to be a doctor. How, exactly, do you plan to deal professionally with female patients that you find attractive? Particularly when there are times you'll have to look at their naked bodies in a professional context. Doctors have it a lot easier. I don't have to have a girls butt directly up against my crotch. doctor in training.....you have heard of pap smears, right?regards, Steve the older I get...the better I was Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chemist 0 #58 September 1, 2013 Ya but that's different, I still think what tandem instructors have to do is harder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
