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3 weeks into the camp job and things are going just fine. Work is easy, crew is good, got the biggest paycheck of my life today :)
Now for the bad news...

New Internet filter on the wifi here....

NO MORE PORN >:(B|:S>:(>:(>:(

>:(>:(>:(

FUCK!

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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Since I've nothing better to do now >:( I might as well tell the story about our day off. We work 4 weeks on 1 week off with a rest day every 13 days.
This means a trip into town to get all the things you can't buy at camp and a trip to the local pub. We get 3 hours in town from 11am until 2 pm. About 200 guys went into town on Monday on the buses, everyone went to the pub. Being that we only get mid strength beer at camp and a limit of 6 per day, you cannot bring alcohol into camp, some people are on a mission to get drunk on the day off.
Most of my crew did a pretty good job of it even tho you can't buy straight spirits, so no shots, only mixed drinks and beers.

About half an hour before its time to get on the bus one of our guys decides he wants a few shots of jamesons and since we can't have shots at the pub we should go to the bottle shop and buy a bottle then go to the park to drink it. 4 of us go to the park and each have a couple of shots and Les decides he will finish the bottle (about 3/4 of a 26) himself. He does so in about 20 minutes. Time to get back on the bus.
It's about an hour long bus ride down a dirt road back to camp. Of course they stop for piss break halfway. Les is starting to feel the effects of his drinks. As we're stopping for the break Les gets up and stands in the isle while the bus is still moving, and Les continues moving when the bus comes to a full stop, falling onto the floor.

Ok, no this is getting funny. Les falls off the bus, has a piss, falls up the stairs getting back on the bus. Has a little nap on the rest of the ride.
We get back to the security gate at site where there search the bus and our bags for alcohol. (If cought with it on site, your banned from site) seeing how they rarely search the busses everyone has booze, so everyone just dumps the cans and bottles on the floor under the seat in front of them. Everyone off the bus, Les falls off the bus.
Security collects all the booze and demands to know wos it is.
No one says a word. Have to be caught with it on your person or they can't do anything.

Les is having trouble standing on his own and were making a circle around him to try and hold him up and hide him. Security yells at us some more then it time to get back an the bus and head into camp.
Les falls onto the bus.

We get back to camp right behind the bus bringing in everyone from the airport who has to line up at the admin office to get their room keys.

Les by this point can't walk and sure enough falls off the bus. We try to help him walk, but hey we aren't in the best shape either. So we end up carrying him, one person holding each limb past the admin office.
At first he seems to enjoy it, even pretending he was flying, then decided he didn't want to play anymore and started flailing so we dropped him... Still in front of the admin office and a line up of 100 people. Remember it's like 3 pm.

Finally get him mostly out of the public eye and come to the stairs up to his block. While trying to carry him up the stairs he decides he has to piss again and starts struggling so we drop him. We're still out in public and he's there trying to stand and take his pants off to take a piss. Didn't quite make it, fell over and pissed himself.

So now all covered in his own piss we finally get Les up the stairs and decide we're done with carrying him and put him in a wheelie bin (garbage can with wheels) and get him to his room. Well what he thinks is his room, it wasn't his room. The door was unlocked and Dan opened it and Les fell into the room. I'm sure they guy laying in his bed watching TV was really impressed, but he was cool about it and we quickly dragged les out of the wrong room and put him in the proper room, tucked him into bed and went our separate ways.

The next day at work we heard a lovely story about how the site paramedics were dispatched to him room to check on him only to find the room empty, and how a drunk naked guy threw a security guard into the pool.

Wonder who that could have been :P:)

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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