grue 1 #1 September 20, 2013 …boy, logging into my phone to watch porn is gonna be so much more interactive now that I know this works. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 70 #2 September 20, 2013 Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 September 20, 2013 Have you considered dating someone other than Siri?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 September 20, 2013 Amazon Have you considered dating someone other than Siri?? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #5 September 21, 2013 is it black?NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #6 September 21, 2013 Not to mention it will cut way down on the number of folks who ask to borrow your cell phone! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 September 21, 2013 ZigZagMarquis Not to mention it will cut way down on the number of folks who ask to borrow your cell phone! "Phone's ringing, Dude" "Thank you, Donny. Now would you mind giving me some privacy while I answer it?""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 September 21, 2013 Did you try this at the Apple store?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #9 September 21, 2013 Is this one of those "gestures?" lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #10 September 21, 2013 mattjw916is it black? The penis?I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #11 September 21, 2013 You realise that you've just said that your penis fits into a slot which is supposed to recognise something finger-sized, don't you?"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 September 21, 2013 Stinky phone ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #13 September 21, 2013 New meaning to phone sex.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 September 21, 2013 He turned a smart-phone into a smegma-phone! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 September 21, 2013 airtwardo He turned a smart-phone into a smegma-phone! Its his he can swipe it as much as he wants.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 September 21, 2013 turtlespeed ***He turned a smart-phone into a smegma-phone! Its his he can swipe it as much as he wants. Gives new meaning to 'a phone stuck in his ear'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 September 21, 2013 masterrig ******He turned a smart-phone into a smegma-phone! Its his he can swipe it as much as he wants. Gives new meaning to 'a phone stuck in his ear'! Chuck Can ya hear me NOW? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 September 21, 2013 airtwardo *********He turned a smart-phone into a smegma-phone! Its his he can swipe it as much as he wants. Gives new meaning to 'a phone stuck in his ear'! Chuck Can ya hear me NOW? Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #19 September 21, 2013 masterrig ************He turned a smart-phone into a smegma-phone! Its his he can swipe it as much as he wants. Gives new meaning to 'a phone stuck in his ear'! Chuck Can ya hear me NOW? Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! Chuck Next he will be using his new skill to poke his friends on Facebook."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 September 21, 2013 ryoder ***************He turned a smart-phone into a smegma-phone! Its his he can swipe it as much as he wants. Gives new meaning to 'a phone stuck in his ear'! Chuck Can ya hear me NOW? Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! Chuck Next he will be using his new skill to poke his friends on Facebook. You've just given me another good reason for me to stay off of Facebook! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #21 September 21, 2013 BaksteenYou realise that you've just said that your penis fits into a slot which is supposed to recognise something finger-sized, don't you? Don't hate!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #22 September 22, 2013 What are the phone's herpes symptoms?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 September 22, 2013 kallend What are the phone's herpes symptoms? Battery leakin' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #24 September 22, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bG6cjaMZx0 Could we get a chick to try this and post the video?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #25 September 22, 2013 No way I could do that with my hairy nips.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
