Tink1717 2 #1 October 3, 2013 ....Who would do exactly this: One day, two friends play golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, we were married 29 years."Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #2 October 4, 2013 On another day at another golf course 2 guys are playing behind 2 lady golfers that are REALLY slow. 1 guy says to the other "I'm going to ask them if we can play through." He starts walking over to them, gets half way there and turns around and comes back and says "I can't ask them to play through, 1 of them is my wife and the other is my girlfriend." The other guy says "Then I'll ask them." He gets halfway there, turns around and comes back and says "Small world isn't it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #3 October 4, 2013 Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
