wmw999 2,588 #26 November 7, 2013 No, not necessarily less hair -- it just moves Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #27 November 7, 2013 wmw999 No, not necessarily less hair -- it just moves Wendy P. more scarsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #28 November 7, 2013 Quotemore scarsAnd remember that chicks dig scars -- and no, getting old doesn't mean you no longer care about that. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #29 November 7, 2013 From the little that I know she did enough "hell raising" before she became a mom.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #30 November 7, 2013 promise5 From the little that I know she did enough "hell raising" before she became a mom. Returning to her rootsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #31 November 7, 2013 I bet she was a great and loving mom who wanted to be a good role model for her kids so she acted in a way that was, in her mind, the image of who a proper mom should be. Now that she sees that she's done a good job at raising her kids to be fine adults, she can finally relax a little because her job is done (although it's never really over). She was always this person, she was just behaving. And, yes, I may be able to relate to her just a bit. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #32 November 7, 2013 Don't know if it applies to everyone. As for me…at 58, I'm still a wild ass, wise ass when I want to be…it's just that I'm a bit more careful where I demonstrate that behavior. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #33 November 7, 2013 Squeak Returning to her roots Speaking of hair moving....lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #34 November 7, 2013 we need a pic of the new tat.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #35 November 7, 2013 I'll never get a tat. I was thinking more about the shock my daughter had when she saw I was spanking strange men at boogies!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #36 November 7, 2013 turtlespeed ******When my mid life crisis hit I signed up for AFF :) Holy crap NO!!!! My mother does not need to hang around skydivers at her age. LMAO - First thing that came to mind - "I wonder how long the turns will last."I'm going to hell.Nah, I was thinking who wants to see their own mom's tits on a sunset load for extra altitude? Not me! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #37 November 7, 2013 There are things kids just don't want to know about their parents . My son was discussing short skirts, and when I mentioned that I understood personally, he let me know that he didn't want to hear any more Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #38 November 7, 2013 skymama I'll never get a tat. I was thinking more about the shock my daughter had when she saw I was spanking strange men at boogies! LOL - I was speaking of P5's Mom.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #39 November 7, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy *********When my mid life crisis hit I signed up for AFF :) Holy crap NO!!!! My mother does not need to hang around skydivers at her age. LMAO - First thing that came to mind - "I wonder how long the turns will last."I'm going to hell.Nah, I was thinking who wants to see their own mom's tits on a sunset load for extra altitude? Not me! YOU owe ME a new keyboard! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #40 November 7, 2013 Oh hell no!! I'm not posting pics of my mom's tat!!! Though I'll admit it is pretty cool. It's the north wind that starts on her foot then swirls around her leg a few times to the top of her leg. She also has snowflakes that represent special people in her life including us kids. Maybe the problem I'm having is not the possiblity of a mid life crisis but that the stories I've heard about her before she became a mom might be true. If so then Crap she has been behaving!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #41 November 7, 2013 airtwardo ************When my mid life crisis hit I signed up for AFF :) Holy crap NO!!!! My mother does not need to hang around skydivers at her age. LMAO - First thing that came to mind - "I wonder how long the turns will last."I'm going to hell.Nah, I was thinking who wants to see their own mom's tits on a sunset load for extra altitude? Not me! YOU owe ME a new keyboard! Sorry! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #42 November 7, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***************When my mid life crisis hit I signed up for AFF :) Holy crap NO!!!! My mother does not need to hang around skydivers at her age. LMAO - First thing that came to mind - "I wonder how long the turns will last."I'm going to hell.Nah, I was thinking who wants to see their own mom's tits on a sunset load for extra altitude? Not me! YOU owe ME a new keyboard! Sorry! No you're not... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 November 7, 2013 Glad you got a chuckle. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #44 November 7, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Glad you got a chuckle. For a second I thought...well it IS extra altitude. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 November 7, 2013 airtwardo ***Glad you got a chuckle. For a second I thought...well it IS extra altitude. I was thinking Ron White. Once you've seen one pair, you pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #46 November 7, 2013 turtlespeed ******Glad you got a chuckle. For a second I thought...well it IS extra altitude. I was thinking Ron White. Once you've seen one pair, you pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em. I squeeze yer guts shellboy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #47 November 7, 2013 Hey - Easy that Hurts! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #48 November 7, 2013 I can see it. You spent decades being reliable, working, taking care of others. The kids are out of the house. Your career (at least the first one) might be drawing to a close. Maybe it's time to try something new. Maybe you think you missed something while you were working and going to school during your early 20s. Personally, I've been trying to find a balance between fun time and responsibilities for the past few years. Hardly a crisis. Sounds like your mom is returning to her roots.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #49 November 7, 2013 promise5Oh hell no!! I'm not posting pics of my mom's tat!!! Though I'll admit it is pretty cool. It's the north wind that starts on her foot then swirls around her leg a few times to the top of her leg. She also has snowflakes that represent special people in her life including us kids. Maybe the problem I'm having is not the possiblity of a mid life crisis but that the stories I've heard about her before she became a mom might be true. If so then Crap she has been behaving!! Then take a lesson from her: stop being a goody two-shoes and debauche a little - hell, a lot - before you have kids and have to bahave like a... goody two-shoes. Then you'll have something to look forward to when you're middle aged. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #50 November 7, 2013 Andy should know. Wish he'd quit drunk dialing me. And the pictures he sends.... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
