jgoose71 0 #1 November 7, 2013 The reason I say third thing is because 1st thing is have a beer, 2nd thing is have sex... Though I'm not getting out of jail, it just feels like that is where I've been for the last year. Other wise I guess number 2 would be "have sex with a member of the opposite sex." Stupid rig needs a new Cyprus and a repack. I will have to wait a couple of weeks before I do my recurrency dive..."There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #2 November 7, 2013 Quote I'm not getting out of jail Sorry to hear that.... Quote "have sex with a member of the opposite sex." Patience Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #3 November 7, 2013 Eat at my favourite restaurant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 November 7, 2013 jgoose71 Stupid rig needs a new Cyprus and a repack. Well, at least these days you might be able to get the Cyprus at a steep discount."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 November 7, 2013 NWFlyer *** Stupid rig needs a new Cyprus and a repack. Well, at least these days you might be able to get the Cyprus at a steep discount. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyH 0 #6 November 7, 2013 Third thing i do? hmmmm... Probably ride my motorcycle to the DZ and do a currency jump with rental gear since I will have to get a reserve repack. xDCarpe Diem, even if it kills me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #7 November 7, 2013 airdvr Quote I'm not getting out of jail Sorry to hear that.... ***"have sex with a member of the opposite sex." Patience Amazon calls this place "goat-fucker land." Maybe I should have said "have sex with something less furry"?"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #8 November 7, 2013 ryoder ****** Stupid rig needs a new Cyprus and a repack. Well, at least these days you might be able to get the Cyprus at a steep discount. Curse you auto-correct!!!"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #9 November 7, 2013 JoeyH Third thing i do? hmmmm... Probably ride my motorcycle to the DZ and do a currency jump with rental gear since I will have to get a reserve repack. xD Almost forgot that I have a motorcycle. After I take the wife for a ride, I can take the wife for a ride..."There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #10 November 7, 2013 Find the witnesses? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #11 November 7, 2013 Rob a bank?Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastphil 0 #12 November 7, 2013 My first thought was pick up the soap, but it reads like you already did that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 November 7, 2013 find the dirty cop that put me there (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #14 November 8, 2013 Go see if my storage locker is still full of cash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #15 November 8, 2013 jonstarkGo see if my storage locker is still full of cash. Tell me the combo, and I'll check. You can trust me. Ask anyone, here.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #16 November 8, 2013 JoeyHThird thing i do? hmmmm... Probably ride my motorcycle to the DZ and do a currency jump with rental gear since I will have to get a reserve repack. xD +1I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #17 November 8, 2013 oldwomanc6 ***Go see if my storage locker is still full of cash. Tell me the combo, and I'll check. You can trust me. Ask anyone, here. To late, I think I saw the locker go up for sale on "Storage Wars""There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 November 8, 2013 jonstark Go see if my storage locker is still full of cash. Go on a road trip, digging up all the buckets of Krugerrands I buried prior to going to jail."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
