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ryoder

Helicopter Suicide: Passenger Leaps To Death

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Dick move.

Hey, I hope I NEVER take the Hemingway out, but if I do I sure as hell don't want to place that burden on some innocent dude along the way.

There's a billion ways to kill yourself and not involve anyone.
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Dick move.

Hey, I hope I NEVER take the Hemingway out, but if I do I sure as hell don't want to place that burden on some innocent dude along the way.

There's a billion ways to kill yourself and not involve anyone.



I like the Cop-i-cide option though.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I like the Cop-i-cide option though.:)



That's also a dick move. If you're going to make a dick move anyway, you should make one with style!

Err... the mods won't mind us discussing our favorite suicide methods will they?
I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

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I like the Cop-i-cide option though.:)



That's also a dick move. If you're going to make a dick move anyway, you should make one with style!

Err... the mods won't mind us discussing our favorite suicide methods will they?

I dunno.

Its a probable maybe.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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airtwardo
One of my friends had an offshore oil worker hop out of his helicopter on the way in. He slid one of the rear doors back (BO-105) and went. Selfish man stole a lifejacket.
Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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airtwardo
88 years old and a blinding brain tumor. Hell, I might make one last jump myself. But I'd do it out in the desert, fer cryin' out loud.

There's lots of ways to make the final exit without traumatizing a lot of folks. Big cliffs in the wilderness always work well.

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Big party. Open bars everywhere. Live band. Male and female strippers. Open grave. One last jump; no parachute; grave is the target. Self-burial. It's going to be all the rage. ;)

To the one where the guy jumped out en route to the oil platform and took the life vest...WTF? :|

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Hell, I might make one last jump myself. But I'd do it out in the desert, fer cryin' out loud.



Can I spot for ya? >:(


You do know the Saguaro is protected under AZ state law?:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Hell, I might make one last jump myself. But I'd do it out in the desert, fer cryin' out loud.



Can I spot for ya? >:(


You do know the Saguaro is protected under AZ state law?:|

No...but if ya hum a few bars I'll give it a shot. :)










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You do know the Saguaro is protected under AZ state law?:|

Oh man, bounce on a cactus? That would hurt. [:/]

:D

Looks like it happened from a plane at 2k . . .:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"To the one where the guy jumped out en route to the oil platform and took the life vest...WTF?" :|

Maybe the guy wanted a burial at sea before reaching the beach: South of Cameron, Louisiana. I understand he was alone in the backseat, and the life vest did not cushion his fall. :o

Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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Hi Jim,

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Not for long!



I'm with you. Back in '67 I was in the crash of a Cessna 180. I was riding the co-pilot seat and the guy behind me was not buckled in. When he slammed his head into to the back of my head, knocking me out, I never felt a thing.

IMO going in at terminal will result in no pain to the person. Death will be instantaneous.

JerryBaumchen

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