ryoder 1,590 #1 November 27, 2013 http://gawker.com/bad-mall-santa-accused-of-groping-his-18-year-old-elf-1471818662 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 November 27, 2013 I would do a lot of things in life, but being Santa ain't one of them. Just a lawsuit waiting to happen.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 November 27, 2013 ryoder http://gawker.com/bad-mall-santa-accused-of-groping-his-18-year-old-elf-1471818662 Gotta see the girl before I pass judgment on the alleged action.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #4 November 27, 2013 Well, how the hell do you think he determines whether some girls are naughty or nice? Sheesh! Just doing his job, really.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #5 November 27, 2013 davjohns Well, how the hell do you think he determines whether some girls are naughty or nice? Sheesh! Just doing his job, really. You'd make a great attorney with that defense... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #6 November 27, 2013 You know I'm an attorney, right?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 November 27, 2013 Some of the comments are even better. . . "Wanna see Santa's little helper?"I wonder if Vskydiver would wear an elf suit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #8 November 27, 2013 I am having flash backs to that Billy Bob Thornton bad santa movie!!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 November 27, 2013 DougH I am having flash backs to that Billy Bob Thornton bad santa movie!! That is my favorite Xmas film! Beats the hell out of "It's a Wonderful Life"!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 November 27, 2013 DougH I am having flash backs to that Billy Bob Thornton bad santa movie!! Hell yeah. Funny as heck, but I'd cringe watching it with my kids in the room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 November 27, 2013 JohnMitchell I wonder if Vskydiver would wear an elf suit? Like this?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #12 November 27, 2013 davjohns You know I'm an attorney, right? = "In the know." Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
