BillyVance 35 #1 December 4, 2013 Just to appease Aphid (thanks for the pic though!) Well, since coach Nick Saban fucked up putting a heavy slow line out to prevent a FG block and not thinking the Barners would return the missed attempt back for the game-winning TD with no time left, we are left with the mother of all cluster fucks. Florida State seems destined to win if the rape case against him doesn't proceed before the big game. Then you have Ohio State and Urban Cryer on a 25 game winning streak against a bunch of nobodies so far. THEN you have the fucking Barners (Auburn) at #3. Then Alabama at #4 followed by Missouri at #5. Alabama pretty much fucked themselves out of the title game picture, unless the mother of all upsets happens. Could Duke, a 30 point underdog, knock off the Criminoles? Not bloody likely, but i'll tell you I've seen stranger shit happen. At least Michigan State has a decent chance of knocking the Fuckeyes off with their #1 defense, which is better than Bama's. I'm damned if I'm going to pull for the Barn if they beat Missouri and one of the top two teams lose. I can't stand their fans when they start crowing. They overdo it. However, if the unthinkable happens, I wouldn't mind seeing Auburn and Alabama in a rematch ala the 2011 mess, even though I know NOBODY but Bama fans would want that to happen. I don't care who wins if it's FSU vs OSU, but I will laugh if FSU wins and THEN Winston gets charged with felony sex assault. Urban Cryer will then cry saying they should have done it before the big game. Oh well, at least Alabama is assured of no worse than a #4 finish before the bowl picks go out and they'll go to either the Orange, Sugar or Rose Bowls. That's good enough for me."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 December 4, 2013 "Urban Cryer, fucking Barners, Criminoles, Fuckeyes"... you don't really have any respect for any other team besides your own, do you?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #3 December 4, 2013 Thanks for showing all college football fans exactly why Bama has deserved the dethroning. SIUCC Football teams lose sometimes. Your turn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 December 4, 2013 normiss Thanks for showing all college football fans exactly why Bama has deserved the dethroning. SIUCC Football teams lose sometimes. Your turn. Hey, at least they made #1 on one ranking this year."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #5 December 4, 2013 The comments under that article are the best part. Apparently some of the graduates do agree. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 December 4, 2013 skymama "Urban Cryer, fucking Barners, Criminoles, Fuckeyes"... you don't really have any respect for any other team besides your own, do you? Touche'. I was being facetious. Has anybody else gone 72-8 since 2008, or pulled in #1 recruiting classes every year but one since then, or won 3 national titles? 12-2, 14-0, 10-3, 12-1, 13-1 and 11-1 so far this season. No, they can't win every game, I'm well aware of that. But damn, what a run, and it'll keep on going as long as Saban is in charge. Trust me, the Auburn fans I know are worse than what I said in the OP. They need another loss just to shut them up. War Damn Miracle. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #7 December 4, 2013 We get it. You're a sore loser. You don't have to say it repeatedly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 December 4, 2013 QuoteI'm damned if I'm going to pull for the Barn if they beat Missouri and one of the top two teams lose. I can't stand their fans when they start crowing. A tide fan upset about another team's fans crowing? pot/kettle *drops mic* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shoeless_wonder 0 #9 December 4, 2013 wildcard451QuoteI'm damned if I'm going to pull for the Barn if they beat Missouri and one of the top two teams lose. I can't stand their fans when they start crowing. A tide fan upset about another team's fans crowing? pot/kettle *drops mic* For the win.. What is the point of life, if you don't live it? To escape fear, you have to go through it, not around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 December 5, 2013 BillyVance ***"Urban Cryer, fucking Barners, Criminoles, Fuckeyes"... you don't really have any respect for any other team besides your own, do you? Touche'. I was being facetious. Has anybody else gone 72-8 since 2008, or pulled in #1 recruiting classes every year but one since then, or won 3 national titles? 12-2, 14-0, 10-3, 12-1, 13-1 and 11-1 so far this season. No, they can't win every game, I'm well aware of that. But damn, what a run, and it'll keep on going as long as Saban is in charge. Trust me, the Auburn fans I know are worse than what I said in the OP. They need another loss just to shut them up. War Damn Miracle. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight How did you like Flyers link... that was C L A S S I C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 December 6, 2013 There are literally hundreds of Hitler Downfall parody videos on youtube. This is just the latest, and had me laughing my ass off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba7SlDQYTwc "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 December 6, 2013 BillyVance There are literally hundreds of Hitler Downfall parody videos on youtube. This is just the latest, and had me laughing my ass off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba7SlDQYTwc Billy..... Seriously dude...... Travel more........ Go outside and be with some of the three dimensional people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #13 December 6, 2013 Just listen to yourself Billy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 December 6, 2013 normissJust listen to yourself Billy! Can't he hear what he's saying?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 December 6, 2013 Amazon ***There are literally hundreds of Hitler Downfall parody videos on youtube. This is just the latest, and had me laughing my ass off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba7SlDQYTwc Billy..... Seriously dude...... Travel more........ Go outside and be with some of the three dimensional people. What? We just spent a family vacation at a resort over the Thanksgiving holidays. I get out plenty. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 December 6, 2013 BillyVance ******There are literally hundreds of Hitler Downfall parody videos on youtube. This is just the latest, and had me laughing my ass off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba7SlDQYTwc Billy..... Seriously dude...... Travel more........ Go outside and be with some of the three dimensional people. What? We just spent a family vacation at a resort over the Thanksgiving holidays. I get out plenty. Can't a guy just have a little fun when he gets on here like once a fucking week or so? I'm not the postwhore I used to be. Look around... its the FUCKING BONFIRE, sheesh. tosses mic *bonk, clunk* "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 December 6, 2013 BillyVance *********There are literally hundreds of Hitler Downfall parody videos on youtube. This is just the latest, and had me laughing my ass off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba7SlDQYTwc Billy..... Seriously dude...... Travel more........ Go outside and be with some of the three dimensional people. What? We just spent a family vacation at a resort over the Thanksgiving holidays. I get out plenty. Can't a guy just have a little fun when he gets on here like once a fucking week or so? I'm not the postwhore I used to be. Look around... its the FUCKING BONFIRE, sheesh. tosses mic *bonk, clunk* [url http://www.topsmkt.com/wp-content/uploads/Edam_Cheese.jpg]Here ya go . . . Hopefully this makes you feel better.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 December 6, 2013 turtlespeed ************There are literally hundreds of Hitler Downfall parody videos on youtube. This is just the latest, and had me laughing my ass off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba7SlDQYTwc Billy..... Seriously dude...... Travel more........ Go outside and be with some of the three dimensional people. What? We just spent a family vacation at a resort over the Thanksgiving holidays. I get out plenty. Can't a guy just have a little fun when he gets on here like once a fucking week or so? I'm not the postwhore I used to be. Look around... its the FUCKING BONFIRE, sheesh. tosses mic *bonk, clunk* [url http://www.topsmkt.com/wp-content/uploads/Edam_Cheese.jpg]Here ya go . . . Hopefully this makes you feel better. Edam is good, but I like smoked gouda better."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
