Anyone at FLL Right Now?

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

If anyone happens to be at FLL right now, please shoot me a message if you'd like to hang or have time to meet up for a drink or dinner or something. You'll probably keep me from getting arrested.

Thanks.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[turtlespeed 226]

LuckyMcSwervy

If anyone happens to be at FLL right now, please shoot me a message if you'd like to hang or have time to meet up for a drink or dinner or something. You'll probably keep me from getting arrested.

Thanks.

You ridin' dirty?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

turtlespeed

***If anyone happens to be at FLL right now, please shoot me a message if you'd like to hang or have time to meet up for a drink or dinner or something. You'll probably keep me from getting arrested.

Thanks.

You ridin' dirty?

LOL... NO! (By the way I really LOLd!)

I do believe the worst in humanity is in this terminal. At this gate. And they all have screaming kids.

If I get cuffed, my guess is for assaulting one of these parents with my laptop. Time will tell.

OMG.... some little fucker just ran into a bunch of wires and pulled about 3 iPhones on the floor.... UH OH!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[theonlyski 8]

Duct tape works well for unruly kids.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[ryoder 1,590]

theonlyski

Duct tape works well for unruly kids.

Now that's just rude.
Considerate people use gaffer's tape.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[theonlyski 8]

Considerate kids get gaffer tape. Unruly ones get duct.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

ryoder

***Duct tape works well for unruly kids.

Now that's just rude.
Considerate people use gaffer's tape.

I'm not considerate but I do have shoelaces. Now the adults are being jagoffs.

I like how the tails of the planes look like shark fins cruising along the surface as they taxi behind the jetways.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[theonlyski 8]

LuckyMcSwervy

******Duct tape works well for unruly kids.

Now that's just rude.
Considerate people use gaffer's tape.

I'm not considerate but I do have shoelaces. Now the adults are being jagoffs.

I like how the tails of the planes look like shark fins cruising along the surface as they taxi behind the jetways.

Kinda like the opening scene from Airplane!?

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[airtwardo 7]

LuckyMcSwervy

******Duct tape works well for unruly kids.

Now that's just rude.
Considerate people use gaffer's tape.

I'm not considerate but I do have shoelaces. Now the adults are being jagoffs.

I like how the tails of the planes look like shark fins cruising along the surface as they taxi behind the jetways.



http://youtu.be/yppvgOQmCgU?t=53s

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[airdvr 210]

theonlyski

Duct tape works well for unruly kids.

Silence is golden...duct tape is silver.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[theonlyski 8]

airdvr

***Duct tape works well for unruly kids.

Silence is golden...duct tape is silver.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[oldwomanc6 60]

theonlyski

******Duct tape works well for unruly kids.

Silence is golden...duct tape is silver.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side.


OOHHHH! I like that!

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[ryoder 1,590]

theonlyski

******Duct tape works well for unruly kids.

Silence is golden...duct tape is silver.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side.

"Use the Duct Tape, Luke."
Just doesn't carry the same weight.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[theonlyski 8]

Sure, ya can't force choke people with duct tape, but you can easily suspend them from anything that'll hold their weight. Not a bad trade off for people who don't have the force to work with.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[turtlespeed 226]

theonlyski

Sure, ya can't force choke people with duct tape, but you can easily suspend them from anything that'll hold their weight. Not a bad trade off for people who don't have the force to work with.

Total frudian slip . . . I think . . . GF, as I was reading this thread, said, " you now I wish you would . . . I mean, you wish you could."

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

I honestly don't remember that. I'm getting old and my memory is fading.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[mrubin 0]

theonlyski

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side.

And it binds the universe together.

"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

[Jbag 0]

LuckyMcSwervy

If anyone happens to be at FLL right now, please shoot me a message if you'd like to hang or have time to meet up for a drink or dinner or something. You'll probably keep me from getting arrested.

Thanks.

you can visit my mother...

IHYD

[tigra 0]

I was stuck at the Newark airport about a year and half ago waiting on a delayed flight. I swear I saw a woman nearly come to blows with a teenage girl who was using 3 outlets to charge her phone, laptop and ipod all at once. The lady wanted to charge her phone and there were no other available outlets. The princess wasn't about to give hers up ............

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Jbag

***If anyone happens to be at FLL right now, please shoot me a message if you'd like to hang or have time to meet up for a drink or dinner or something. You'll probably keep me from getting arrested.

Thanks.

you can visit my mother...

I don't even visit MY mother....

Always be kinder than you feel.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

I carry a 6' 3 outlet extension cord with me when I travel. I only use it for my cell phone charging but used it myself and shared it in the airport. I saw a couple of people like you mentioned. One lady stood there talking about her tour through Italy (very loudly) and another foreign couple stood there and were uploading pics from their phones. The woman who needed to charge her phone was stuck from cancelled flights to Phoenix and just needed phone juice to call airlines, relatives, etc. to make travel arrangements. They wouldn't give up any space. People are such assholes.

In the attached pic you can see the little jerk who pulled the iPhones off the charging stations. He's dragging an iPhone charger in the pic. I missed getting the pic when he was swinging it around like a lasso and hit his sister.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[theonlyski 8]

I have a 3 meter long iPhone cable (actually have a few of them). They're GREAT when traveling because I can sit down just further than the last person soaking up a plug can reach, plug in and still have some room to screw around on facebook instead of listening to the boarding announcements.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

theonlyski

I have a 3 meter long iPhone cable (actually have a few of them). They're GREAT when traveling because I can sit down just further than the last person soaking up a plug can reach, plug in and still have some room to screw around on facebook instead of listening to the boarding announcements.

Plus, you gotta make sure your cell is fully charged so you can keep sending dirty texts with your friend only because the guy standing behind you in line to board is reading them over your shoulder.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[turtlespeed 226]

LuckyMcSwervy

***I have a 3 meter long iPhone cable (actually have a few of them). They're GREAT when traveling because I can sit down just further than the last person soaking up a plug can reach, plug in and still have some room to screw around on facebook instead of listening to the boarding announcements.

Plus, you gotta make sure your cell is fully charged so you can keep sending dirty texts with your friend only because the guy standing behind you in line to board is reading them over your shoulder.

I was wondering why you went really "Out of character".

But WOW . . . I even blushed.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

turtlespeed

******I have a 3 meter long iPhone cable (actually have a few of them). They're GREAT when traveling because I can sit down just further than the last person soaking up a plug can reach, plug in and still have some room to screw around on facebook instead of listening to the boarding announcements.

Plus, you gotta make sure your cell is fully charged so you can keep sending dirty texts with your friend only because the guy standing behind you in line to board is reading them over your shoulder.

I was wondering why you went really "Out of character".

But WOW . . . I even blushed.

He was being total creeper about it. He deserved it.

Always be kinder than you feel.