LuckyMcSwervy 0 #51 November 24, 2013 turtlespeed ******You. Reminds me I need to change my text ringtone back to something that makes me laugh. What is it now? the the Michael Meyers Theme Song? For Brandon's texts it was a funny little quote from The Hangover. For regular phone calls it's 5150 by Dierks Bentley. For general text messages it's Springsteen by Eric Church.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #52 November 24, 2013 Sleep. I can count the number of times I've slept more than two hours straight in the last (almost) two years on one hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #53 November 24, 2013 amstalder Sleep. I can count the number of times I've slept more than two hours straight in the last (almost) two years on one hand. Girl, you deserve that one. DEFINITELY! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #54 December 7, 2013 quade There is a popular comic book fan cocktail party question of what super power would you rather have; flight or invisibility? Stephen Colbert takes on the topic: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/431018/december-05-2013/the-in-box---flight-vs--invisibility"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
potatoman 0 #55 December 19, 2013 drive my car down the highway. Cause a bit of havoc at a baseball game. Hit backspace every now and then when the boss is typing. Talk to someone I don't know, but when they are alone, probably giving them a brief on what the future holds etc. You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to tell you how Fu***** stupid it is. Davelepka - "This isn't an x-box, or a Chevy truck forum" Whatever you do, don't listen to ChrisD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #56 December 19, 2013 Quote What Would You Do? You. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #57 December 19, 2013 You're suppose to make that submission to the other thread.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #58 December 19, 2013 I'm MORE than just invisible...I'm BATMAN! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #59 December 19, 2013 Speaking of superheros.... Superman is flying around over the city when he spots Wonder Woman, laying on her back, naked, obviously sunbathing on the top of a building. "Mmmm... I'm going to give her a little Man of Steel surprise" he says to himself.... He dives down, supersonic, lands on top of her, and still in Super Speed, gives her a Super Quickie, and flies off, the whole thing lasting a fraction of a second. Startled, Wonder Woman sits up and asks "What was that", to which, Invisible Man replies "I don't know, but man, my ass is sore!"Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #60 December 20, 2013 mjosparky Quote What Would You Do? You. Sparky Thanks. That's kinda funny to read because I called my exHusband Sparky for 13 years. I don't think I addressed him as his real name in most of that time with the exception of the wedding vows. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #61 December 20, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy *** Quote What Would You Do? You. Sparky Thanks. That's kinda funny to read because I called my exHusband Sparky for 13 years. I don't think I addressed him as his real name in most of that time with the exception of the wedding vows. the visual of you and this Sparky is a little disturbing Grandpa and Grand daughterYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #62 December 20, 2013 Squeak ****** Quote What Would You Do? You. Sparky Thanks. That's kinda funny to read because I called my exHusband Sparky for 13 years. I don't think I addressed him as his real name in most of that time with the exception of the wedding vows. the visual of you and this Sparky is a little disturbing Grandpa and Grand daughterHey.....be nice. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #63 December 20, 2013 Squeak ****** Quote What Would You Do? You. Sparky Thanks. That's kinda funny to read because I called my exHusband Sparky for 13 years. I don't think I addressed him as his real name in most of that time with the exception of the wedding vows. the visual of you and this Sparky is a little disturbing Grandpa and Grand daughterHey... maybe I like older gentlemen. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #64 December 20, 2013 promise5 You're suppose to make that submission to the other thread. Oh...opps.SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #65 December 20, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ********* Quote What Would You Do? You. Sparky Thanks. That's kinda funny to read because I called my exHusband Sparky for 13 years. I don't think I addressed him as his real name in most of that time with the exception of the wedding vows. the visual of you and this Sparky is a little disturbing Grandpa and Grand daughterHey... maybe I like older gentlemen. Given your reaction to the ones over the weekend, I'd disagree that you're all head over heels for them."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #66 December 20, 2013 theonlyski Given your reaction to the ones over the weekend, I'd disagree that you're all head over heels for them. If not head-over-heels, heels-over-head is also good!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #67 December 20, 2013 theonlyski ************ Quote What Would You Do? You. Sparky Thanks. That's kinda funny to read because I called my exHusband Sparky for 13 years. I don't think I addressed him as his real name in most of that time with the exception of the wedding vows. the visual of you and this Sparky is a little disturbing Grandpa and Grand daughterHey... maybe I like older gentlemen. Given your reaction to the ones over the weekend, I'd disagree that you're all head over heels for them.The freaks in Florida? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #68 December 20, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy *************** Quote What Would You Do? You. Sparky Thanks. That's kinda funny to read because I called my exHusband Sparky for 13 years. I don't think I addressed him as his real name in most of that time with the exception of the wedding vows. the visual of you and this Sparky is a little disturbing Grandpa and Grand daughterHey... maybe I like older gentlemen. Given your reaction to the ones over the weekend, I'd disagree that you're all head over heels for them.The freaks in Florida? Hey, I resemble that remark. Wait, what? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #69 December 20, 2013 ryoder *** Given your reaction to the ones over the weekend, I'd disagree that you're all head over heels for them. If not head-over-heels, heels-over-head is also good!Nuthin' like a pair of high heels hooked in a set of hoop earrings! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #70 December 20, 2013 I'd probably end up getting trapped in a building with automatic doors Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #71 December 20, 2013 hcsvader I'd probably end up getting trapped in a building with automatic doors You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
